Had to give myself a bit of a kick up the ar*e to get out there tonight. I was excited about starting week 9, but I always face a new week with trepidation. Travelling home tomorrow, so I needed to get my last seaside run in tonight.
My left sock went AWOL again within 5 paces and Sarah was getting emotional. At least MapMyRun had found its bearings..!!
Warm up walk turned into a rather over energetic run. 10 minutes in and I was struggling. For a couple of seconds I actually had doubts that I would manage 30 minutes. I slowed it right down and tried to distract myself by surveying the scenery. A few fireworks helped my cause. The halfway heads up made me feel better and I turned for home. I saw a runner heading in my direction so, as I was free from snot bubbles, I smiled at her maniacally. Pretty young lady who smiled sweetly back at me (with undertones of "How the hell is that woman managing to remain upright")..?? Nevertheless, it made me feel good. Couple of minutes later another runner came leaping forth so, feeling self assured, I proffered another cheesy grin. Well, the stuck up tw@t couldn't have sneered further down his nose π― As he passed, I raised my arms, did jazz hands in the air and flicked him a double 'V'. Only then did I think "Sh*t, he can run 12 times faster than me"..!! π±
Sarah congratulated me on 20 minutes of activity and then ... something happened to my legs ... "Go, go gadget magic bloody robot legs".....!!!!! These legs were NOT mine... they just took over, sped up and went for it π³ Oh WOW, it felt AMAZING..!! With absolutely no effort, I was running... I FELT LIKE A BLOODY GAZELLE...!!! π€π€ ... until I had to stop ... this was the point when reality returned and I was acutely aware that those legs really were my legs... and they had turned to rubber π
I am absolutely elated, knackered but elated. Long may this continue βΊοΈ
Happy running my lovelies π
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Well done for getting out there are getting it done, not much more left to do ... the graduation band is warming up ...
I have encountered several runners who failed to respond to my friendly grimace, and often thought, if I could run fast enough Iβd chase them down and inflict a bit of runners rage on them ... πππ, probably a good job Iβm not fast enough ...
Haha, runners rage... I like the sound of that..!! The runner I encountered last night was wearing a ridiculous orange sweat band on his head - I hoped it would slip down over his eyes and he'd trip and face plant the tarmac..!! ... ooh, that sounded more aggressive than it should have π
You must get some, they're amazing..!! I actually borrowed them from Sadie-runs but I think she needs them back π If you ask her nicely I'm sure she'd lend them to you π
Go go gadget legged gazelleπ brilliant post! I never know whether to acknowledge other, I feel like saying hey I've only been off the couch for 10 weeks.
Well done you & just 2 more runs!!! A great post & still chuckling to myself!! Im praying too my robot legs find meππas they must still be outrunning me! Well thats not hard to do π. Some people though!! A smile costs nothing if you canβt be bithered to speak!! So keep smiling as you have a lot to smile about ππππrobot legs...podium waiting round the corner for youπ
I loved your post, from your sock going awol to your jazz hands moment! Some runners do seem frightfully sniffy about acknowledging others. I used to be too out of breath to speak but would at least give a smile or grimace, or eye contact, or a nod.
But, you had your gadget legs, so never mind about Sniffy Runner. You were fantastic. Enjoy your next too runs and see you on the podium.
Tell yer, itβs a man thing! I think they try to act cool and nonchalant. Neβer mind, one day you can get your own back when you find him riddled with cramp in his glute and you dance past with your nose in the air.
Anyway lifeβs too short to sweat the small stuff. You did brilliantly by the sound of it ππββοΈπβοΈ
Well done! I've been trying to perfect the runner's nod as another runner approaches. I probably look more like a nodding dog! Enjoy your running, keep at it.
Jazz hands and a double V - I'm nicking that for Mrs Spaniels!!.... sounds like some of her relatives are living on the south coast though.... at least you won't see them ever again, n*bheads. Simple civility is sadly becoming a thing of the past.
I only really see dog walkers, so now I make a point of saying a big hello to the dogs first and then smile at the owners. Apart from Fag Lady, who comes out of her flat and sits on a bench puffing away. She thinks I'm a fat cow I know it. Probably because she thinks I am judging her. I always say hello out of spite. And I'm always appreciative of a lungful of B&H halfway round a lap .....
Well done on an otherwise wonderful start to week 9! You gadget legged gazelle you!
Great idea... that'll throw her off guard until you punch her ππ
I'll probably see the miserable gits when I'm running down there over Christmas. I'll wear my 'Bah Humbag' hat π
You're right, it is π
OMG, Fag Lady... that's sooo bloody funny..!! I can just see it now. She must love creating that smoke curtain for you to run through... probably lights up about 8 fags at once to achieve the desired effect π€£π€£
Thank you π It did turn out to be a pretty awesome run π Gadget legged gazelle indeed... honestly, it needs to be seen to be believed ππ
By the time Christmas comes you'll be running rings round the n*bheads then, gadget legged sockless wonder...jazz hands, v signs... you can snort snot bubbles at them and leg it!
I think 8 fags at a time is about standard for her! Still could always be worse, I prefer fags to diesel if I have a choice!
Only seems like 5 minutes ago you were talking about needing a piggy back, now look at you running for 30 mins and nailing it! Fabulous!
I challenged a young lad in school uniform yesdy. He was in the bus stop and he turned round as I ran towards him and blew out the biggest load of smoke right in my face. I said I thought the Flying Scotsman was going past! He didnβt have a clue what I was talking about but apologised. Kids ey.
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