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"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."

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So troops, here is Sunday. 6/1 or 1/6 approacheth. This should be a doddle after the assistance of Lieutenant Waletta, Corporal misswobble, Corporal spoonierunning and Corporal poppypug (ents div) last week. The area behind the park will be cleared of all civilians for skirmishes on the western front, can't afford to have innocents put away due to lack of preparation by the team. Have a run then a dodger if Nan's got some in.

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misswobbleGraduate

God speed Dozzer!

We await your safe return

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dozzer19Graduate in reply tomisswobble

It's a warm morning. 6/1 or 1/6 accomplished meeting up with partisans along the way willing to join the cause. Breakfast rations being cooked up now.

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BeadsGraduate

Do NOT do that to me! There's 2 more weeks to go to 1/6 or 6/1 whichever you prefer. I know this as it's when I do battle for the three headed water serpent in Hyde Park. Please do not pretend and make me think I have my weeks muddled up, tomorrow is a different, much easier battle.

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dozzer19Graduate in reply toBeads

Ahh. Fear not, good knight. That is not until a date, tis but the next run in my struggle for triumph against nhs villainy. I have yet to achieve my badge of honour. You all, my troops, give me moral sustenance to continue my fight.

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Keep up the good work. I was out this morning clearing up any straggling foe, the way ahead is clear.

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dozzer19Graduate in reply tospoonierunning

Well done spoonierunning, did you enrol partisans for the cause? One of mine was more a hand out tea and biscuits age - maybe one of grandad's mates.

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walettaGraduate

I was going to suggest 6/1 (and it is 6/1) be treated with more respect but too late I see. You cannot be thwarted now. (BTW you suggested my daughter should perhaps nick Nana's chocolate - is this honourable & I've forgotten on whose side Nanna is fighting.)

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dozzer19Graduate in reply towaletta

Nanna won't mind if your daughter pops round for some chocolate and a cuppa. Nanna is on our side; she'll not give in without a fight.

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walettaGraduate in reply todozzer19

Thanks Dozz. This is a relief about the side business. Said daughter on her way, hope Nanna's prepared.

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dozzer19Graduate in reply towaletta

Nanna will always share rations. It's her way of helping those in the field of conflict.

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