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I got my hernia results today.

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You have a big umbilical hernia. Itโ€™ consists of fat, fluid and intestines.

Erm??? Did I really need an ultrasound to be told that?

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At least you get to sit with all the happy glowing young couples ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Are they going to operate? Or just leave it?

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Brett11โ€ข in reply toYuiop

I think they are taking bets to see how big Bertha is going to get.

Yes Bertha. Bob told me that she identifies as a woman now and I must use female pronouns in future ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

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So that makes you a couple?

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Your attitude to life with Bertha is a real tonic and cheers me up. I hope they do get rid of Bertha soon though, she looks like a bit of a bore :)

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She is not a bore. Far from it. She keeps hitting on me but she wonโ€™t accept that I donโ€™t fancy her as Iโ€™m a gay ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Maybe she's clinging on in the hopes of turning you. I mean she's young and full of guts!! ( a step too far maybe? ) lol :)

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Of course she is full of guts. She is a bl@@dy hernia innit. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Too funny. Even made me laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Well hold on bold on, there might be hope for the 2 of you yet. Even If Bob is identifying as a female now you did say the operation is still up in the air right? So she is still a pre-op and that means from the waist down Bertha is still Bob. So if Bertha wants Brett to be Randy she better remember that she is Bob where it counts.

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Have you seen Berthas tinky winky ? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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I didnt ask to see it no. Out of respect to you of course. Plus it's the eleventh commandment: " Though shalt not coventh thy neighbors pre-op transexual umbilical life partner."

I am a man of thy faith ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ญ

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OMG!! Too funny!

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Wow! I had to read this a few times to follow. Good job my brain is still working๐Ÿ˜‰

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alfredthegreatโ€ข in reply toBrett11

HI Brett, so you are no further on!? I hope that Bertha behaves and doesn't get any bigger and they can 'see her off' as soon as poss! Alf

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Now then Brett I canโ€™t make up my mind whether thatโ€™s PC or not. On the other hand I donโ€™t give a s***. Boy but do you make me laugh ๐Ÿ‘and thank you for that.

Miles

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Your first sentence worried me Miles. Then the rest was a relief and I was like "now that sounds more like Miles"!

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Iโ€™m actually surprised that the meany moderators havenโ€™t deleted this post ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Only joking meany moderators. I love youse really ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ˜‚

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