You have a big umbilical hernia. Itโ consists of fat, fluid and intestines.
Erm??? Did I really need an ultrasound to be told that?
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You have a big umbilical hernia. Itโ consists of fat, fluid and intestines.
Erm??? Did I really need an ultrasound to be told that?
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At least you get to sit with all the happy glowing young couples ๐
Are they going to operate? Or just leave it?
I think they are taking bets to see how big Bertha is going to get.
Yes Bertha. Bob told me that she identifies as a woman now and I must use female pronouns in future ๐ ๐
So that makes you a couple?
Your attitude to life with Bertha is a real tonic and cheers me up. I hope they do get rid of Bertha soon though, she looks like a bit of a bore
She is not a bore. Far from it. She keeps hitting on me but she wonโt accept that I donโt fancy her as Iโm a gay ๐
Maybe she's clinging on in the hopes of turning you. I mean she's young and full of guts!! ( a step too far maybe? ) lol
Of course she is full of guts. She is a bl@@dy hernia innit. ๐
Too funny. Even made me laugh ๐
Well hold on bold on, there might be hope for the 2 of you yet. Even If Bob is identifying as a female now you did say the operation is still up in the air right? So she is still a pre-op and that means from the waist down Bertha is still Bob. So if Bertha wants Brett to be Randy she better remember that she is Bob where it counts.
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Have you seen Berthas tinky winky ? ๐
Wow! I had to read this a few times to follow. Good job my brain is still working๐
HI Brett, so you are no further on!? I hope that Bertha behaves and doesn't get any bigger and they can 'see her off' as soon as poss! Alf
Now then Brett I canโt make up my mind whether thatโs PC or not. On the other hand I donโt give a s***. Boy but do you make me laugh ๐and thank you for that.
Miles
Your first sentence worried me Miles. Then the rest was a relief and I was like "now that sounds more like Miles"!
Iโm actually surprised that the meany moderators havenโt deleted this post ๐ ๐ ๐