Well, Bob has decided to grow. It’s not fluid retention as my weight is still the same. I thought he couldn’t get any bigger but he has. ☹️
On another note, why are all American men called Randy?
Cheers,
Brett
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Bob the umbilical hernia
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Aw brett ☹️ Are you getting it loked at?
I don’t know. Why are all American men called Randy?
Miles
Brett11• in reply to
I’m having an ultrasound next week.
Is it because they are Randy?
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Oh right good luck brett.
God, how silly of me - I could and should have worked that out 😁
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Brett11• in reply to
I think it’s false advertising!! I’ve never met a randy Randy!!
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😁😁😁
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Have you been looking?
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Careful with the G word Miles. 😂
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Wot, did you think I didn’t know what I was doing 😁 hehe
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Those rubber shoes don’t half make my feet sweat 💦
alfredthegreat• in reply to
Saves you from getting singed hair though!
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Odd man odd 😁 what the umph are you on about 😁. I’m certainly not on your wavelength. I could say thank God, but that would be wrong on two counts (joke!)
Hi Brett, hope that they sort out Bob soon for you. I thought that all american men were called Chuck or John-boy! lol
Have you ever seen a Chuck chuck?
Only a woodcutters chuck I'm afraid, lol
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The RSPB tweet
alfredthegreat• in reply to
I know that chuck chucks lay chuckie eggs and they go cluck not tweet!!
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Am I being clucked off?
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I assume that rule one went after Jol Bjelke Peterson left?
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You what
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Brett will get that one, unmentionable on here.
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Think Monty Python on Australia and then google the name.
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Google monty python rule number 1
alfredthegreat• in reply to
And 7.
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Weird man weird
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Rule 1 or 7? Or have you been smoking something.
alfredthegreat• in reply to
You've got to admit, the clues were very cryptic!
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You have got to keep Miles on his toes, plus the PC element. (That is of course Personal Computers).
alfredthegreat• in reply to
Think Milo's ahead of me on the PC element. I'm not very PC proficient, I'm on a laptop and I can type with 2 fingers. With shaky hands I'm not good at touch screens and before shaky hands pre transplant I didn't like them anyway. I can google, I can converse and that's about my lot!
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Sums me up, wtf is cut and paste?
alfredthegreat• in reply to
Beats me and my brain is too lazy to find out! I've got a Wileyfox phone. Can't use it through shaking hands but didn't like using it before anyway. Just use it for calls and texts. Technology and me don't get on I prefer to stay mainly in the stoneage!
Brett11• in reply to
I’m still looking for the “any” key?
My computer is locked and it says press any key? Hold on, I’ll ask Randy 😂
Choke, choke. 
lol. Y'all are soooo funny. IMO, ALL men are horny.
Brett, how big IS Bob, your umbilical hernia? My hiatal hernia is 13mm, which is .5118 inch(es). My liver doctor sniffed imperiously and said, holding up her diminutive pinky finger, marking the last joint at the halfway point, "That's only about this long." Next time I see her, I will ask if she would undertake removal of this supposedly inoperable THING.
Mine is the size of my whole stomach. Seriously, it is all of my intestines. It has even stopped poking back in when I lie down. No it’s not fluid build up either lol. It’s as big as a soccer ⚽️.
You could do with a 'skeleton key'. There again, it could be next to the 'any key' when you find it! Randy may be to busy to answer! lol
I don’t speak to Randy anyone. We broke up.
Hope that's a joke Brett and that you're not all on your own with Bob to deal with??
Yes! I had to break up with Randy as I saw his tinder profile. He has an umbilical hernia fetish. He only loved be because of my hernia and not me!!
Sooooooo funny 😂 😂 😂 😂
I do come away with good ones sometimes 😂
Now Bobs crying . He says he misses Randy 😂
Lol Brett. But joking aside, surely they will do something about your hernia? You surely can't live like that indefinitely? Even with the portal vein issue it must be health risk to you as it is at the moment. Alf
I’m seeing the liver doctor in a couple of weeks. I’m having an ultrasound on the hernia this Friday. Hopefully there may be some hope in the results.
Hope it's a really good outcome for you Brett. Positive vibes coming your way. Alf
Thanks Alf. I’ll let you know if your positive vibes worked.
Hello, Brett. I am late to this conversation, and by now, I think Bob has received his ultra-sound? Hope the results indicate a resolution is on the horizon? I don't quite understand how Bob and Randy go together (being American, I miss British humor sometimes), or maybe Randy was just thrown in for fun? In any case, you got some hilarious replies - thanks for that, much needed today! So, about Randy ... I'm happy to report there are actually very few of them around these days - it’s not a popular name. One great thing about it, though (yes, I did have to look this up, lol), is that it comes from the old English word "rand," which means "to rant." Ranting is great fun and a huge stress reliever when one is feeling like crap, right? (Do you use that term? - being ill, having pain, putting up with liver disease and/or a huge umbilical hernia, for example). I do sincerely extend good wishes to you and hope Bob will leave you soon. All the best.
Bob is a fictional name I gave my hernia. I then decided to “humanise” Bob so I made him gay.
Randy means someone’s name and it also means a sexual innuendo. Randy feels like sex = Randy is Randy.
I made them break up as Bob built an international airport on my stomach without the proper planning process from me. So I decided that Bob didn’t deserve Randy. Randy however didn’t care as he only had a hernia fetish.
I do really hope this cleared things up 😂
I get my hernia ultrasound in two days time. No results for a week.
You have TOTALLY cleared things up! I am laughing out loud, seriously. How long has Bob been in your life??
I let Bob stay on my sofa for a few days a couple of years ago. Well, he said he was down on his luck so I helped him out. That was the worst thing I ever did. He slowly but surely moved his things in and now I can’t even get to the lounge room. I kept threatening him with the doctor but he just laughed it off. Now my doctor says that it’s my problem not his. Bob is now the size of a soccer ⚽️
It is getting beyond a joke now. Sometimes I wish my hernia would become life threatening so it can be delt with. Even though an operation could kill me.
Never let a friend stay on your lounge!!
😂 😂
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Yes totally cleared up!😳🙃🤔🤔🤔 the best part about trying to understand British humour is to take it from England place it in Australia and let Brett have his way with it before unleashing it to the public. Then it takes on a meaning all to it's own! 😅
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But if I'm making sense of it all this and it arouses me at the same time than I become Randy?
Brett11• in reply to
I think I’m in love with you 😂
Don’t tell Grant. It will be 23 years this Easter. That seedy nightclub in Soho has a lot to answer for lol. The night we met I asked him if I could stay at his place as I couldn’t get home. He said that it would be ok but he doesn’t fancy me so nothing will happen. That’s fine by me I said. 23 years later 😂
Sweet love story ❤️
Advice noted for future, thanks ... no friends in my lounge! I seriously am sorry about this ... it sounds pretty uncomfortable and irritating. Is the hope that the ultra-sound will show a way to resolve this without compromising the portal vein problem?
I think computer says nooo! 😂
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articl...
If anyone can translate this into Brett speak, it would be greatly appreciated.
I’ll post a new thread of my latest hernia picture. That story about Grant was true by the way 😝
The way you're going, it won't be 'Brett11 with Bob the umbilical hernia', it'll be 'Bob the umbilical hernia with a Brett11'!!! 😕 Hope they can fix you soon! x
P.S. Americans are called Randy because they brag about everything.....? They've even put the title 'President' on a...er...a..um..er... I don't quite know what?! 🤔😂
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