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Dubious reasons for needing new running shoes…

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You know you’ve truly fallen down the running rabbit hole when you justify buying another pair new trainers to yourself with reasons such as:

“My guinea pig needed a new house and the box was just the right size…”

Please reassure me that it’s not just me that does this!

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Instructor57 profile image
Instructor57Graduate10

Love it ! Hope you took the shoes out before the guinea pig moved in 🤔🤣

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MissUnderstandingAdministratorGraduate10 in reply toInstructor57

He’s such a wimp that he’d have been terrified of them! The other day he was scared of a tomato until he finally remembered that he likes to eat them… 😂

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FrencGraduate1060minGraduate

What?! You didn’t buy 2 pairs so he could have an upstairs? 🤣

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MissUnderstandingAdministratorGraduate10 in reply toFrenc

Now there’s an idea!!!

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SueAppleRunGraduate1060minGraduate

I couldn't think of a better reason 😀

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MissUnderstandingAdministratorGraduate10 in reply toSueAppleRun

I’ll let you know if I come up with any more!!

Freecloud profile image
FreecloudGraduate10

Oh! You should have asked me!! I have 15 spare guinea pig boxes 🤣🤣🤣

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MissUnderstandingAdministratorGraduate10 in reply toFreecloud

I wouldn’t want to deprive you of the opportunity to house fifteen sad and lonely guinea pigs at short notice. In fact, maybe I need to acquire some more boxes just in case… 😂

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Doris8Graduate10

So cute. 2 people happy.

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MissUnderstandingAdministratorGraduate10 in reply toDoris8

He does seem quite taken with it! I’m loving the shoes!

CBDB profile image
CBDBGraduate10

Now there is an argument to get more Guinea pigs! (Which will need more housing … which means more buying of shoes…) 🤣🤣

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MissUnderstandingAdministratorGraduate10 in reply toCBDB

If there were more space, I’d love a couple more! That’s both pairs of shoes and piggies!

Do you think I will be able to get away with the same argument if we only have Goldfish?

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MissUnderstandingAdministratorGraduate10 in reply to

I think it’s very important that you have a suitable box to store all your goldfish related kit in. I’m absolutely certain that the only correct type of box for this job comes with running shoes inside…

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cheekychipmunksGraduate10

What a dear little fellow. ❤️ Of course he needed a new home. It’s a similar situation here with our 2 cats needing places to sleep. Amazon clearly delivers to our house with them in mind. Downright cruel to deny our furry friends what they desire I think. 💕

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MissUnderstandingAdministratorGraduate10 in reply tocheekychipmunks

He’s a very cheeky chappie who is very spoilt! Our other guinea pig loves it when we get a Hello Fresh delivery (rare special occasions!) because she likes playing with the paper bags the meal kits come in.

I’m so glad that your cats are cared for in the best way possible!

Oldlady64 profile image
Oldlady64Graduate10

Er, you’re in your own with that one!

Week7 profile image
Week7Graduate10

Seems perfectly reasonable to me!!

Cmoi profile image
CmoiGraduate10

"My nephew left his down jacket at our house and I posted it back in a running shoe box."

True story!

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MissUnderstandingAdministratorGraduate10 in reply toCmoi

Shoe boxes are just the most useful things!

in reply toCmoi

That means you are shoe-box-less, You NEED to go out and buy another. I can particularly recommend the design on the Asics boxes.

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MissUnderstandingAdministratorGraduate10 in reply to

His old house was sponsored by ASICS! That lasted very well. Maybe I’ve now found a new yardstick to judge my trainers by…how well the box stands up to guinea pig habitation,

Oldfloss profile image
OldflossAdministratorGraduate10

That seems to me a perfectly sensible reason and such a caring one... the guinea pig's needs are paramount!

You are so kind xxx

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MissUnderstandingAdministratorGraduate10 in reply toOldfloss

Aw, thanks! Xx

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Birdlady64Graduate10

🤣Oh Guinea pigs are sooo cute! We had guinea pigs as kids but they didn't live in a running shoe box!

Anyway, why do you need to justify buying new runners? You can never have too much running kit IMHO

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MissUnderstandingAdministratorGraduate10 in reply toBirdlady64

The bachelor pad where this guy lives doesn’t come with its own covered in area so a shoe box seemed to work well. Previous occupants have enjoyed the little shoe box houses-they’re a good size for cover without taking up too much space.

You’ve got a point about not needing to justify the buying of kit-these were definitely needed to cope with the local mud situation and they’re so much better than my other trainers. It’s nice when there is also a fun use for the box!

nowster profile image
nowsterGraduate10

Why am I reminded of BBC Radio 4's spoof newspaper supplement comedy "The Sunday Format" from 1999?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_S...

"Well... it's essential — I have a guinea pig."

youtube.com/watch?v=yqxbCrs... (about 15 seconds in).

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MissUnderstandingAdministratorGraduate10 in reply tonowster

This is brilliant! The Sunday Format passed me by the first time around-I’ll be looking up some more episodes. Exactly my kind of comedy!

RunningJ123 profile image
RunningJ123Graduate10

🤣 🤣 Brilliant!!!! And you're doing your bit for the environment... Reusing a box!

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MissUnderstandingAdministratorGraduate10 in reply toRunningJ123

So many reasons to keep up the shoe buying! All my old trainers become walking/garden shoes so I’m counting that as recycling too!

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Dexy5Graduate10

Sounds like win win for you both MissU.

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MissUnderstandingAdministratorGraduate10 in reply toDexy5

Definitely! Shoes made their debut yesterday and they’re great-so much more grip on the mud. I’m wishing I’d bought a pair earlier!

Scruff55 profile image
Scruff5560minGraduate

🤣🤣🤣 no excuse is needed really. If they help you keep running then they’re worth every penny and I do hope the Guinea pig likes her new home 🤣🤣🤣

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MissUnderstandingAdministratorGraduate10 in reply toScruff55

He’s very pleased with it! His favourite thing is to move it around his cage so he can eat his food and laze around with a bit of cover. That involves boshing it around with his head which is quite amusing to watch.

Yesletsgo profile image
YesletsgoAdministratorGraduate10

Who could resist that little face?

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MissUnderstandingAdministratorGraduate10 in reply toYesletsgo

He is very cute! He came from a rescue-his previous owners didn’t want him any more because he was being bullied by his cage mates. He has definitely landed on his feet here!

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YesletsgoAdministratorGraduate10 in reply toMissUnderstanding

And what cute little feet they are ❤️

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Teresa1632Graduate10

You need to go and get another pair...that box will need replacing soon 😉.

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MissUnderstandingAdministratorGraduate10 in reply toTeresa1632

That’s a very important point! Thanks! 😊

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dijepGraduate10

Your guinea pig absolutely agrees with your thinking

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MissUnderstandingAdministratorGraduate10 in reply todijep

He seems quite taken with it! Not sure how long it’ll be before he’s filling in his PBs for 5k, 10k, half and full marathons in the chart on the roof of his house but I’m sure he’s thankful to Saucony for the opportunity to do so if he wishes!

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JeremiahObadiah

Every box has a second/third life in our house. Once he has got fed up with that one it will go on the compost and he will adopt another. It does mean we have a fleet of boxes for him to try out-bit mad cat lady look tbh.

No such thing as an empty box
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MissUnderstandingAdministratorGraduate10 in reply toJeremiahObadiah

I heartily approve of this!

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RunBrianRunGraduate10

Ha ha. I read this post MissUnderstanding and, even though I don’t have guinea pigs, I’ve just gone and bought another pair. 😂 It’s all your fault 😂😂😂 Coincided with a great offer from Sportsshoes.com 👍😎

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MissUnderstandingAdministratorGraduate10 in reply toRunBrianRun

Sincere apologies (well, insincere ones really!). Hope you enjoy your new shoes. It’s a good time for sale bargains at the moment.

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RunBrianRunGraduate10 in reply toMissUnderstanding

Can you believe it, they’re dispatched already! Should be here tomorrow. 😉😃

Liono profile image
Liono

Now I've 2 rabbits so may need 2 pairs, although at the rate they chew I would need new shoes every week 🤔🤣

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MissUnderstandingAdministratorGraduate10 in reply toLiono

Aww, bunnies! Such lovely pets. It would be a bit of a problem to have to buy a pair of shoes a week. Maybe we would need a forum wide appeal to help out. I’m sure many people would be willing to contribute homes for bunnies!!😂

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Dendev75Graduate10

😂🤣 that’s the best excuse I’ve heard 👏🏻

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MissUnderstandingAdministratorGraduate10 in reply toDendev75

Thank you! I’m sure it won’t be too long before another reason for shoes pops into my head!

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Dendev75Graduate10 in reply toMissUnderstanding

I look forward to hearing the next one 🙈😆🤣

ChannelRunner2 profile image
ChannelRunner2Graduate10

You need a reason?!?

Reminds me of my kid's first Christmas... The box was waaaaay more interesting than the gift that it contained! So, it just depends on our perspective what's more reason: The box or the shoes 😉

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MissUnderstandingAdministratorGraduate10 in reply toChannelRunner2

I can well imagine that those Christmas present boxes held as much fascination as the contents! It’s always amusing to watch!

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