Stole this from another Heart Forum

[Prada47]

At the hospital about to meet my cardiologist for my follow-up of managing my DCM over the last six months.

I remember the last time I was here. My cardiologist inquired if I was getting enough exercise. “Does sex count as exercise?” I asked. “Yes, it’s a very good form of exercise,” he replied. “No then,” I said.

LOL...the old classics are the best!

[cowparsley]

Don`t believe you Prada,That`s not what I`ve heard !!!!

[Prada47 in reply to cowparsley]

HI Cowparsley

Struggle to get beyond a good necking session nowadays !!!

If your to young to know what a necking session is ask your Mum or Dad

Regards

[cowparsley in reply to Prada47]

Believe me I`m not too young,but one is never too old.Hope springs eternal whatever.I1m still hoping!!!

[VelvetSky in reply to cowparsley]

Hi, as a widow can I get a man sent round on the NHS? Off to the fast breast clinic this morning, how many more problems do I need?

[not2worry in reply to cowparsley]

Do you know if I can buy a 12 pack of springs on Amazon yet?

[cowparsley in reply to not2worry]

Thought you could get anything on Amazon.Have you tried putting in "hope springs"?

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I foolishly asked how soon a day after my first bypass, wife was in the room, and the young male nurse said ‘well, you’ve got a private room mate’! Cue much blushing.

[not2worry]

I’m a snorer so the hubby and i decided on separate bedrooms.

On mornings when I hear him padding down the hallway to my bedroom my heart starts to flutter, but by the time he gets to my bed we both forgot the reason he trudged down to start with.