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The toughest job i ever had was selling doors door to door

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Salesperson: “This computer will cut your workload by 50%.”

Office manager: “That’s great! I’ll take two of them.”

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I had expensive double glazing fitted the other year. A few weeks later I was chased for payment. Luckily being suspicious in nature I had recorded my conversation with the salesman so I played it back to them. The salesman categorically stated that the windows would pay for themselves after a year. Never trust double glazing salespeople!

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