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A rabbi as always wanted to try pork so one day she drives a distance so no one wouuld see him .The pork comes with a large baked apple .He is about to start when some people come in and approach him .He says i ordered a baked apple and this is how it comes

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Your stab at humour might be regarded as anti semite in this day and age. better just sticking to telling porky pies

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Kristin1812Heart Star in reply towerd

I notice you have a couple of jokes about rabbis. As above, (werd’s post) I think it would be safer to concentrate on a different theme.

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I have received criticism here for being political although on one occasion I felt I was not as I was just stating facts. Religion I feel has similar issues. On one website I used to belong to it seemed acceptable to insult the Pope, and Catholics and Christians yet any joke relating to Jews or Muslims was pounced on! Totally bizarre and double standards in my view so best avoided altogether!

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Sanpedro2019 in reply toMichaelJH

Ok thanks

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churin in reply toMichaelJH

That is totally true. Double standards

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Speakeazi

Well. I think it’s funny. And I’m a Jew!!

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Sanpedro2019 in reply toSpeakeazi

Thank you didnt want to upset anyone

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