Building site joke

[Sanpedro2019]

English Scottish and Irish men working 10 storeys high on building site .lunch time comes English man opens lunch box cheese sandwichs again .He says to the other two if i have cheese sandwichs tomorrow iam throwing myself of this building Scotsman and Irishman open there lunch boxes and have cheese .Both say they will do the same as the Englishman .Tomorrow arrives and at lunch time all have cheese sandwichs. They all jump off at the funeral the Englishmans wife says i didnt think he would it as do the Scotsmans wife The irishmans wife says i dont understand Pzddy made his own sandwichs

[Maisie2014]

😂 the old ones are the best

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. "I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

A ham sandwich walks into a bar

Barman says "We don't serve food here."

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

Friends told me to bring bangers and rockets to their fireworks party.

My sausage and peppery lettuce sandwiches didn’t go down well.

[Sunnie2day]

Keep 'em coming, Sanpedro and Michael, laughter truly is the best medicine!

[cowparsley]

Naughty!!!

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

Brexit is a terrible name, it sounds like cereal you eat when you are constipated! 🌝