Dogs must clean their teeth it said
I passed this on to Midge
She didn't pay much attention
Her eyes were on the fridge
We started off by fixing
Her the tooth brush on her paw
That is when the troubled started
It kept banging on the floor
I put the toothpaste on the brush
Meaty flavoured stuff
It quickly disappeared
And she couldn't get enough
I read the message once again
And with a little grin
Ripped it up in little bits
And chucked it in the bin.