Dogs must clean their teeth it said
I passed this on to Midge
She didn't pay much attention
Her eyes were on the fridge
We started off by fixing
Her the tooth brush on her paw
That is when the troubled started
It kept banging on the floor
I put the toothpaste on the brush
Meaty flavoured stuff
It quickly disappeared
And she couldn't get enough
I read the message once again
And with a little grin
Ripped it up in little bits
And chucked it in the bin.
🤣🤣 oh Midge, what must it be like living with Don? Crazy! Lots of fun too of course. Xxx 😘💖😘💖
Awe Midge you do run rings around your master, but give us lots of fun. Have a lovely day Don and take care of yourself 😊 Bernadette xx
Scruff's listened to your advice Master Po
And after so much brushing her fangs began to glow
Now we don't need to put on a light
And it's impossible to sleep at night
That is the last time we listen to our guru you know. 
x
Sorry Cap'n I don't have the energy to don my proofreaders hat .... 
Does it show that much?🤔 We are all rooting for you to get that energy back.😘😘
Hear hear,my rooting tools are working overtime for our dear majji. x
SirSki, I hope you can keep those rooting tools working 24 hours a day for me or possibly do double time and up it to 48 hours per day x
Lets not fart around dear lady,consider them trebled as of now. xx
Trebled it is then SirSki and I thank you, now am climbing the wooden stairs so will say goodnight - sleep tight! xx
You too sleep well dear majji and try to cram in some nice dreams as well. xx
I can but try SirSki - thankfully I seldom dream nowadays - I just drop off with the tv on which is hopefully set to turn itself off when I actually remember to do that lol x
The energy return may take some time Cap'n as I will be receiving two different types of treatment and apparently that will be somewhat tougher to bounce back from xx Not that I am doing so much bouncing of late lol
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You must explain to your dear cat
That it's a different game we're at
A cats a cat and a dogs a dog
With a far far bigger gob
She was too busy acting as a torch for the BT engineer who called rather earlier than expected.normal service has not been restored just yet,maybe later?
Good morning Mr.D and Midge and her teeth!!🐕There's only one song that springs to mind,by the late,great Sinatra ...🎤 ..... "Fang's for the memories" . Excellent rhyme to kick start our Monday's!💞
Big groan! 😂
Feeble attempt of me trying to slip in a joke ..... I always was rubbish and still am! Oh well, ce la vie😂
You make me laugh SH, you are good fun. 😀
Thank you Mr.D and will most happily take that as a compliment from someone who is a true soldier(with Midge) and ploughs on through thick or thin . I'd take my hat off to you 🎩, only I've not got one .... well you try and find one that'll fit a 🐿 squirrel!!!💕
Mr Don! funny! Your brain thinks of the darndest things! LOL
It just likes to remind me that it's present, if not very correct. 🤷♂️😘
02 and teeth
Are you sicker than me ??
Is it an exacerbation?
Spoilt
