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Somehow a dog gets lost in an African jungle. As he is finding his way a lion spots him. The lion thinks since the dog is so small he will be easy pray. When the dog sees the lion he gets extremely scared and starts to run but he sees some bones and gets an idea. As the lion approaches he says "Mmmm, that was some good tasty lion." The lion immediately realizes this dog is a lot tougher than he thought and runs off.

But there was a monkey in a tree watching the whole time. The monkey decides if he tells the lion what had happened the lion might reward him. So he tells the lion and the lion tells him to get on his back so they can share the dog. As the lion and monkey find the dog, the dog spots them as well. The dog begins to run but has another idea, "Where is that monkey? I told him to bring me another lion hours ago!"

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Snackjack

Love your jokes, always brings a smile to my face, thank you.

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leo60

😆😆 I can never remember jokes, but I remember yours! Thank you xx

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madonbrew

Lol! 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Rattle

Great story ! Reminded me very much of the brilliant Gruffalo story for young children where the dangerous animals and the Gruffalo beast are outsmarted by a little mouse in a similar way.

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MELNEL

Mm, when did I had my last lion steak LOL 😋 good one 2greys 😁😃😘

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dunnellon

Hah! Good one! Thanks for a Monday morning giggle!

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Alberta56

Like it. 😂😂😂🤣

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Muglow

Very good.😁👍

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winnabago

Good one.

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Gladwyn

Ohhhh crafty Stanley! 😂😂😂😂

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Nicholatracy

Love it. Keep em coming 🐞

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