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My New Neighbour by Midge 🐢

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We have a brand new neighbour

Who lives next door but one

I bark at him from the garden

I don't like to be outdone

He looks a very posh dog

With a pedigree no doubt

I think the vet has fixed him

Cos he seems to be 'without'.

But that does not worry me

I've been fixed as well

But because I am a female

No one can easily tell.

I cannot wait to meet him

He could be a real chum

But first I'll have to weigh him up

When I get to sniff his bum.

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sassy59

Midge that was very well written and I hope you get to meet your new neighbour soon.

Your man Don is welcome because he’s amazing but you already know that. Xxxx πŸ₯°πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ’–πŸ’

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roz38

That had my hubby laughing.

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SquirrelsHolt

Good morning Mr.D and i wasn't expecting to see you on the forum for a couple of days so that you could re-charge your batteries! So this is a very welcomed post indeed. Can you trust dear Midge not to jump over the fence to do a sort of face-off with her new neighbour? She has to protect her most valuable asset, YOU ! However she can hear and smell the new dog on the block. No doubt we will be kept up to date with all things "Midge-Gate"πŸ˜‚.

Can't wait to read tomorrow 's post but again,you don't ever have to feel under pressure with your rhymes ok? 🐿πŸ₯œπŸ’•

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Izb1

Yeah Don's back and making me laugh once again. Lets hope Midge and his new neighbour get on ok x

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RoadRunner44

Hello Don, so good to hear from you. I think you must be feeling a little brighter reading your latest poem. All dog owners will understand the contents ofn it and agree completely!

Is it a family group that have moved in next door to you? Have you taken a cake over to welcome them and to introduce yourself?

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skischool

Scruff's says "Midge i understand that yearning for a mate

Although they took our bits away we still can gaze and wait

For that passing bit of posh pooch or in my case a handsome tom to aspire

Cos although we have nothing functioning it don't stop our desire". :)

Nice to see that your slave is back and firing on all his cylinders again. x

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Oshgoshβ€’ in reply toskischool

Gazing is the best bit

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MoyB

Well done, Midge and love to Don xx Moy

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Hacienda

Hi Girly Midge, Princess here, Well I doubt it will be long before your Posh Boy without Cojones will let you sniff his Bum, that is if Your Dad will let you. I say Go for it Midge, I miss my Sniffs, my partner in The Bum Department a Staffy Cousin Tye, went over rainbow Bridge sadly. Your only Young Once Midge, I'm going to be 10 this year, Though I am treated like a baby, No Complaints here , just miss the Sniffing, much like Mum Misses Breathing. Big Sniffs & Licks to You Beautiful Girl. XXXX Princess.

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HungryHufflepuff

Thank you Midge for this great rhyme 🐢 πŸ• Hopefully you’ll get to meet your new neighbour soon and you’ll get on well with him.

Please woof my very best wishes to Don 😊

Dear midge I hope you manage to get a good sniff soon. 🐢 😌

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It's most unlikely but I'll leave her to dream on. πŸ˜‰

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😏

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JANET127

Great! Overwhelmed by support!? Everyone loves your poetry! Me too! Janet 127

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Well it certainly perked me up I can tell you. πŸ˜‰x

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Oshgoshβ€’ in reply to

Hooray,you’re coming back on form

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Lyd12

Dear Midge, I hope you are going to get on well with your new neighbour, and keep the baddies away. Your master has cheered up, I bet that had something to do with you! Love Iris x

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JANET127

Mr Don...January/Feb are gloom/doom months here in America! Not much sunshine in Michigan! Thats why I use the Full Spectrum lights, it helps! Do you get sunshine over there? Snow? Janet127

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Today is bright and sunny but very cold. Our usual winter weather is dull and damp, very little snow in theses parts. I have a S.A.D reading lamp which I use when planning my travel plans for Spring onwards.πŸ™‚x

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JANET127

Yes to S.A.D. I love those lights! I wish we would get a little snow! Too much for my lungs! Making plans to travel in the Spring..sounds Great! My Motorhome is still down... The man is waiting for warmer weather! I love to drive it...I feel very happy in it! My white cat Romeo went with me one day and he LOVED it! Hugs friend!

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Oshgosh

Nice one Midge, just be careful what you go sniffing!

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Oshgosh

Good to have you back Don

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Reminds me of the ITMA character Ali Oop β€œI go........I come back”. πŸ™„

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megshafer

Well Midge, we have become very fond of your Don....but we need to here more about this new neighbour of yours, can not imagine anyone more posh than you Midge!!

You and Don take care of each other!! πŸ’žπŸ’–πŸ’žπŸ’–πŸ’ž

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watergazer

Well done Midge - good rhyme Hope you've met you're new neighbour now and had a polite sniff. x

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ledge

Midge what a clever girl you are.... writing such a grand rhyme, you must have learnt a lot from your master.

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Shirleyj

πŸ’—β€οΈπŸ’žX

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ninelives

Just found this poem.

Midge your literary talents know no bounds(with a little help from your human)

Stay safe well and happy

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