He hasn't had a shave today
Or put on proper clothes
And when he last showered
I'm sure that no one knows
The bed is left unmade again
And the washing hasn't been done
If he doesn't get up going soon
I'll have to bite his bum
It's all this isolation
That's getting on his nerves
He should be told about it
But no one I know dares
Yes, its all a bit of a bummer Midge. Still I am having a good time watching all the bird and insect visitors to our garden. Oh, washing done, better go out into the garden to hang the washing and get some of that lovely vitamin D. You could come and stay at the end of the garden.....but you better not, you might fall in the pond and frighten the frogs away...... Keep smiling everyone, and thanks for the laugh Don.
Im sure Midge is exagerating, a gent of Dons character would never let standards slip. Dons old school 😁👍
I’m glad somebody has sussed out my attention seeking little friend. 😂
I’m sure you have the courage to point out the error of his ways,Midge.
You make sure that standards don’t slip.
Keep an eye on him Midge, maybe from a distance until he showers!
Stay safe both xxx 😂😘
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Bite his bum Midge - go for it - he he - Sorry Don 
Ouch!! Thanks for that Bkin.😫
Oh Midge , its a hard life but what can you do .? I feel so sorry for you . Will you come and live with me instead
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My wife got a letter today
It's contents grim to see
To sleep with her husband
Is forbidden by decree
No kisses nor cuddles
Nor touch of comfort
It's passion at three paces
For 12 weeks for me!
I’m not at all poetic, so I can’t contribute in that way! However, I thoroughly enjoy reading through! Keep it up guys!
Me too
Glad I have lost my sense of smell Midge, go on give him a growl and get him out of bed x
😁 Midge Chom says "this one" here has also been neglecting laundry!! *shaking his shaggy head in utter disgust*. xx 😏
It isn’t right is it Chom, now he’s telling people I’m just seeking attention. Midge xx🐶
Tablets - by Midge 🐶
