A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was drawn to another man kneeling at a grave.
The man was praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to intrude upon your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A brother? your father?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
After lowering the tone .........
the old ones are the best lol.
A golfer and the Dentist.
