A golfer and the Dentist.

[huggs]

A golfer and his wife walked into a dentist's surgery.

The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in an awful hurry. I have two mates sitting in my car waiting for us to go play golf.

We have 10 a.m. tee time at the best golf course around here and its 9.30 already.....forget about the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! I don't have time for an anaesthetic. "

The dentist thought to himself," This is surely a very brave man, asking me to pull his tooth without using anything to kill the pain."

So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it Sir?"

The man turns to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Pet, and show him. !!!!!

[casper99]

Haha, good one.

[mustcarryon]

Brilliant

[Puffthemagicdragon]

Ouch !

[ostiad]

Ha ha ha that one just made me laugh out loud, well funny

[Toci]

[Hidden]

Ouch,my teeth are hurting! Is he still married I wonder!??? xxx

[undine]

I've heard another version involving money and a Scotsman (no offense) but it is still good thank you

[huggs in reply to undine]

You are very welcome. Can you remember the other version? It would be interesting to hear it, and don't worry about offending me or any other Scot. Most of us have a decent sense of humour! xx

[undine]

Hi I do not remember it exactly but the gist was that a Scotsman phones the Dentist to make an appointment for an extraction and asks the price and then by saying he would not need an aneasthetic (sorry I cannot spell that), reduces the price then says, a trainee dentist will do, and reduces the price, and that trainees may also be present to learn etc. then when he gets the price well down he makes the appointment for his wife ho,ho - so very similar.

[huggs in reply to undine]

Thanks for getting back to me undine. You did well to remember what you did, because I am hopeless at remembering them. I see what you mean, that it is a similar version of the one I posted. It sounds as if it was funny as well. hahaha. Its good when you find a good joke because it does lift you a bit. Keep well. xxx

[undine]

and you xx

[threeputt]

Was she caddying for him