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I warn you - this is a bit naughty. I received it for the second time round yesterday and it still made me laugh. Hope you have a smile too.

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an aeroplane.

The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.

Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again.

As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said,

"I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently.

Are you OK?"

"I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious.

"I have never heard of that condition before" he said.

"Are you taking anything for it?"

The woman nodded, "Pepper."

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raptor

hahahahahahahhahaha like it,,,, :)

Ha Ha Ha love it..............

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elian

lorra lols over here !! :) :)

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mattcass

Hi Wowsa, Brill nothing like a good joke to start the day, is the next one anything to do with the mile high club.hee-hee, mattcass

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phillips1

What's an organism? I don't remember my wife having one of those. Bobby

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tophillips1

I think she can get them from the chemist,or maybe the milkman

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sillywitch

Sit me next to that woman :D I hope it,s catching :D :D xxx

That was a beauty!! Lol. Xx

I liked it .read it to wife she said i be no good only for gasping for air .:-(

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O2Trees

Now that is VERY funny.

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