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For Jimmy,from Bonny Scotland!!

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

“Why of course”, comes the reply.

The first man then asks: “Where are you from?”

“I’m from Scotland”, replies the second man.

The first man responds: “You don’t say, I’m from Scotland too! Let’s have another round to Scotland.”

“Of Course”, replies the second man.

Curious, the first man then asks: “Where in Scotland are you from?”

“Aberdeen”, comes the reply.

“I can’t believe it”, says the first man. “I’m from Aberdeen too! Let’s have another drink to Aberdeen.”

“Of course”, replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: “What school did you go to?”

“Saint Andrews”, replies the second man. “I graduated in ’62.”

“This is unbelievable!”, the first man says. “I went to Saint Andrews and graduated in ’62, too!”

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.

“What’s been going on?”, he asks the bartender

“Nothing much,” replies the bartender. “The MacClyde twins are drunk again.”

 

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huggs

hee hee hee, That's a good one Wendells. I'll need to see if I can come up with any acceptable jokes. Mind you the things that seem to happen to me appear to amuse people at times. Thanks for the laugh and keep well.

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Suzy6

Ha Wendells caught me out I thought he was talking to himself in a mirror. Enjoyed that. More please.

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rambi

Thank you, made me smile. Have a lovely day, we have sunshine in Norfolk today always make me feel better. x

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butter-fly

Ha Ha! Another one to print off.

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mustcarryon

Fantastic

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undine

very good thank you x

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