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On the porch again............Hillarious............Do you know who it is?

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.....................................Grandpas on the porch again,

A young man came to visit his grandparents,and he noticed his , grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt,with nothing on from the waist down.

''Grandpa,what are you doing,you are sat there with all the world to see your ****''

The old man looked off in the distance without answering.

''Grandpa ,what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist/'' he asked again.

The old man slowly looked at him and said ''Well...last week I sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck.

THIS IS YOUR GRANDMAS IDEA!

Richard

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On the porch again............Hillarious............Do you know who it is?

mmmmmm you stumped us yesterday with the bicyles .....

Sorry, clueless, again. Nothing new there, eh?

It's another hard one, Richard :)

But good effort

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These are getting a bit stiff for me King!!

Can we have a clue?

xxx

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Grandma's know a thing or two ;)

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scrobbitty in reply toscrobbitty

I'm an innocent, I'm not a Grandma O:)

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phillips1 in reply toscrobbitty

Laughs at Scrobbity trying to tell a porkie. Bobby xx

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scrobbitty in reply tophillips1

Halo is at the dry cleaners - last time I put it in the washing machine, all hell let loose :)

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phillips1

I take it grandpa doesn't live near the Viagra Falls

Bobby

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nice

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