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Sat here in the waiting room,

Watching for my name.

To go and see the doctor

Well that is why I came.

Not to watch the silver screen,

For it to show my name.

I watch TV at home not here

That was not my aim.

But now I keep my eyes glued,

Cos my hearings not too good.

I need to see my name on screen,

More than other people would.

So all that information,

Comes shooting out at me.

None of it is relevant

As far as I can see.

Don't miss your appointment.

Well I'm not likely to,

I had to wait a fortnight,

Before this one became due.

Don't forget your flu jab,

Which may well save my life?

Don't cough and sneeze on others,

Which may well cause them strife.

It goes on and on and on,

Until it shows my name.

And I go to see the doctor

When all that's numbed my brain.

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Kittykat2 profile image
Kittykat2

All so true Don .

I am usually early there and the doc running late...... sometimes more than 20 mins.

Must read that screen a hundred times apart from names it asks you about sleep apnea etc etc etc.

Dare not go to loo in case name comes up.

Brilliant and very true description ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป x

โ€ข in reply toKittykat2

I've noticed that my doctor is never running late if I happen to be a bit late myself through being delayed, but when I get there early he's running late. ๐Ÿ™„

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MoyBโ€ข in reply to

That happens to us too! We always wait at least 20 mins but when my son was deemed 'late' because he didn't know he had to book himself in electronically he was told he'd have to make another appointment. He wasn't best pleased as he'd arrived early. He rarely goes to the doctors and didn't know about the little touch screen thingy. It's all gadgets now, isn't it? xx Moy

SORRELHIPPO profile image
SORRELHIPPO

My Gp's practice is still sending Dr out of room to collect patient, the screen has adverts for local businesses which may help their finances but bore the pants off me, but better than the soft music they used to have in the background!!! I usually get to read the notices on the walls about 4 times (flu jabs, Health staff will not accept violent behaviour from patients etc etc) then turn to old mags, why only women's ones? I am not that interested in last years fashion and cookery. Why no Steam Engine Monthly or a sports annual or even a computer magazine. It seems as though men never go to the doctors, if you do, please bring in your magazines, so the women who are interested in things other than fashion/food/babies can have something to read!!!

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Candyred

I called the doctors surgery yesterday looking for an appointment ..

โ€œFirst appointment I can give you is Thursday 28th Februaryโ€

Absolutely shocking ..

lovely poem Mr D and so true!

Huge massive hugs xx

sassy59 profile image
sassy59

Thatโ€™s so true Don and donโ€™t get me started on all the info on the phone before you get to speak to a receptionist who tells you there are no appointments available so phone back tomorrow at 8 when there still wonโ€™t be one.......sound familiar? Xxxx๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜‚

It does sound familiar. I think it went something like this:

I need to see the doctor

An appointment I must book.

Phone between 8.30 and 9,

When we leave it off the hook.

Carnival567 profile image
Carnival567

It gets quite exciting when they change some of the info! Hope the visit went well xx

knitter profile image
knitter

Why can't all docs be like mine

Just lift the phone or write on line

Within the hour

A reply you get

Triaged, and an appointment set.

โ€ข in reply toknitter

Those two years went fast. ๐Ÿ˜‰

โ€ข in reply toknitter

Hi knitter.

Please can I have your doctor's number......? ๐Ÿ˜‰

SquirrelsHolt profile image
SquirrelsHolt

Ever the joker MrD........but this is the same scenario,whether you're in London or Great Yarmouth.....2 weeks waiting for "the day", then 30 mins,sat waiting as you have said!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜

โ€ข in reply toSquirrelsHolt

๐Ÿคก I know, I'm sure some must find it very wearing. If the GPs would only get their act together it would take a tremendous weight off the A & E and ambulance service.

WheezyAnne profile image
WheezyAnne

Absolutely brilliant, really made me chuckle.

โ€ข in reply toWheezyAnne

Good! ๐Ÿ˜Š

joyce74 profile image
joyce74

I always arrive early , can never be on last minute, and also get fed up with ๐Ÿ‘€ glued to the screen in case I miss my name. Another good one โ˜๏ธ Don

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JANET127

That is Great! I love your Poetry! I also drive a motorhome! With a Hair Salon in the back! JANET 127

โ€ข in reply toJANET127

Thank You. That sounds a good idea, do you cover a large area?

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JANET127โ€ข in reply to

Don...I had my 1985 class C gutted and a Beauty Salon was put in along wit a 10000 generator. When it was done I called State Board and asked how I get it Licenced! They informed me..that it is not legal in Michigan! So I have a State Rep trying to change that law! Other states have them! So I just mainly do Senior Citizens, they love it! One day I had about 8 ladies in there. Someone took a pic outside , I bursted out laughing! There was 4 walkers out side there! Fun!

โ€ข in reply toJANET127

What a brilliant idea, providing a service for those those with mobility problems. I can imagine that photo getting you valuable publicity if you got it in the papers. ๐Ÿ˜‚ You would find parking a major problem here in the UK.

โ€ข in reply toJANET127

Fantastic idea, and hilarious photo I bet! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Caspiana profile image
Caspiana

Here it's numbers on the screen Don. Apparently to safe guard our privacy. Every few seconds it flickers and new numbers come up. So everyone looks up in unison , then down again. Almost choreographed!! xx ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

โ€ข in reply toCaspiana

They have a numbers system at the Eye Clinic but manual. You take a numbered card as you enter. Nobody has mentioned the privacy aspect at the doctors as far as I know. It doesn't bother me, but if the doctor was a specialist in something personal the patient might not want their visit advertised.

Caspiana profile image
Caspianaโ€ข in reply to

At Tokyo University Hospital they actually issue you with a fancy gadget, that plays music ๐ŸŽถwhen it's almost your turn. So everyone goes to the cafes and it's so much nicer than sitting in the waiting room for hours! ๐Ÿ˜Š

โ€ข in reply toCaspiana

What a good idea! ๐Ÿง

Gladwyn profile image
Gladwynโ€ข in reply toCaspiana

Sounds fantastic. Wish we had that here.๐Ÿค’

SORRELHIPPO profile image
SORRELHIPPOโ€ข in reply toCaspiana

One of my hospital clinics does the numbers, reminds me of the cheese and fresh fish counters!!! Oh and the hospital vampires also

โ€ข in reply toSORRELHIPPO

Come in number 10, your time is up! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

โ€ข in reply toCaspiana

Sounds like a game of Bingo...? ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚

Candyred profile image
Candyred

I meant to say the receptionist put me on hold the other day then the DEXTER tune started playing! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ.. I was feirt!

Vibraphone profile image
Vibraphone

Yes, very apt poem. At mine they come out and call peoples' names, not seeming to realise they need to say them loud and clear and more than once. It seems a bit time wasting but I suppose it gives the doctors and nurses a bit of exercise between patients which may be good for them. I notice very few people use the touch screen to say they have arrived. Is this because they fear germs being on it from all the other patients? or just because they like to apeak to a person in reception? Similarly very few read the mags - again to avoid germs? When automatic lights were introduced in the loo I did not know and when the light went out I thought there was a power cut so i sat very still. Eventually I thought i would feel my way round the wall to the door so when I moved the light came on! Then I had to go to another hospital, a private one for a flu jab. I went to the loo and the light did not come on so I told them at reception. 'You have to switch it on' they told me.

โ€ข in reply toVibraphone

๐Ÿ˜„ I can imagine how you felt when they asked you if you had switched the light on. I sometimes think that some gadgets are deliberately designed to confuse us. Thanks for the laugh, what a difference a sense of humour makes to situations like that. ๐Ÿ˜…

โ€ข in reply toVibraphone

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Oh Don. You're a tonic to sore ears. ๐Ÿ˜Š

Izb1 profile image
Izb1

Oh! So very true Don. My ex was in the army and when we needed to see a doctor we had to go through the system of first explaining to the nurse why, she would then decide if she would treat you or see the sister for minor problems or the doctor if neccessary, this all cut down the doctors time and we never waitied long, it seemed to be a better system. Keep us going with the poems x

โ€ข in reply toIzb1

Ah! What memories, sick parade! It took some nerve to go on that even if half dead. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

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Izb1โ€ข in reply to

Ha! Luckily I was an army wife so didnt go through the same trials, but very happy memories for me too x

โ€ข in reply toIzb1

Yes indeed! "Am I hurting you lad? I should be, I'm standing on your ******** hair. GET IT CUT!" What merry japes we had. ๐Ÿ™„

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Gladwynโ€ข in reply to

In my 3 years I never once went on sick parade ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š

Shirleyj profile image
Shirleyj

That definately sums up the waiting room ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Šxxx

Whitechinchilla profile image
Whitechinchilla

Thanks Don. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

May15 profile image
May15

Brilliant! Genius! Hope u didn't have to wait too long x

โ€ข in reply toMay15

It was some time ago. I forgot to write about it at the time. ๐Ÿ˜‰

majji profile image
majji

lol - wonderful cap'n

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Susan1200

I usually have to wait 3to 5weeks ,I always come 20 minutes earlier ,I like to see the same doctor when possible.

Last week the surgery receptionist telephoned me to say my doctor is unavailable on my appointment day ,so I said I shall wait until he is available ,she said he will be unavailable for a long time,so she said I had to choose another doctor,more she wouldn't tell me.so I feel quite sad about the situation as he really is a very good doctor, always time ,kind for his patients.i pray ๐Ÿ™ he is ok.

So I will have to look for another surgery, hopefully to find another good old fashioned doctor.

I have a similar problem. My doctor was a young man when I first saw him, now he has started working part-time and is semi-retired. It was difficult to get to see him before (my wife used to say he was a good looking chap and the ladies pinched all the appointments) now it's near impossible. ๐Ÿค” I hope your doctor is okay.

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emmo

I think I'll copy this to the Doc's suggestion box!

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