I'm Popeye the sailor man.
I'm Popeye the sailor man.
I've given up spinach
Cos I'm nearly finished.
As Popeye the sailor man.
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I'm coughing and wheezzing,
Then sweating, then freezing,
Pantin' and puffin'
Which ain't very pleasin'
I wus ready to pack it all in.
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But I'm Popeye the sailor man.
I'm Popeye the sailor man.
I now take my steroids,
And infection I a-voids,
Cos I'm Popeye the sailor man.