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The Northern Working Dog.

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I wish that I could shake the hand of the person who took this photograph. It was sent to me by a friend who found it somewhere on the net. I take a look at it whenever I need cheering up and it never fails to lift me. I have posted it before but I don't think anyone will complain about seeing it again. The rhyme you can ignore.

I'm a Northern working dog,

And I don't believe in cute.

If I see a pile of muck

I go and have a root.

I go home rather smelly.

After a day at working hard.

And cos I'm allus peeing

I'm kept out in the yard.

I goes t'pub with boss man

And enjoy a fag and pint.

The boss he's allus coughing.

He gives me quite a fright.

While talking to a pit bull

A reet tough one was he.

He told me that boss man

Had probably got COPD

So to do the boss a favour,

I give my tail those extra wags.

To waft the smoke away from him,

While I'm smoking all his fags.

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Fantastic, shame about the cigarette,😊xxx

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Think it might encourage other dogs to take it up? :-o

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Pam1952

Brilliant Don. I love it. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ XXX

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Magpuss

Can't ignore that Don - it's brilliant, and it's a perfect match for the equally brilliant photo! Makes me smile too.

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sassy59

Great photo Don. Thanks for sharing. Xxxxxx

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Dubba61

Funniest yet Don! πŸ˜€ Thankyou

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Ramy22

It’s fab! He’s a northern dog!

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Symes

Love it, thanks Don!

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joyce74

Brilliant

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WheezyAnne

Nice one. Tha' knows I can't ignore anything from Yorkshire. Poem made me chuckle.

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Janzo54

Love the photo- thanks for posting!

Janzo

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pegbl

Brilliant Don πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xxxx

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Shirleyj

πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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MoyB

Hilarious! xx Moy

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Sorry about the comment I made about the cigarette, but the pic is really hilarious. I showed my family and friends they had a good laugh, really cheered everyone up. Thank you .πŸ˜‚ Bernadette xx

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Storm1949

Cheered me up no end brilliant photo and a good poem 🀀

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brendak143

Love this picture! Thanks for sharing!

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mas7656

Brilliant 😊

my parents had a whippet,i have a elderly jack Russell.they originate from devon.

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