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A tissue, a tissue; we all fall down.

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'Man size' tissues,

What a silly name.

The size of Henry Cooper

Or little Sleepy Wayne?

And what about the ladies?

What size will their's be?

They could be much much larger,

Cos they cry more than we.

But when it comes to tissues

We're experts on this group.

They're in pockets and in handbags,

If you would care to snoop.

We take them along with us,

Wherever we do go.

And what we hide within them,

You wouldn't want to know.

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mrsmummy

:D

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sassy59

Thank you Don, well written. Xxxxx

I just sneezed! I blame you lol. Xxx πŸ˜‰πŸ˜˜

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hufferpuffer

Hello Son , glad to hear you are keeping your nose clean and tissues at the ready...I love your poem by the way...hope you are keeping well and Midge....enjoying the nice weather , hugs Ma xxx

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Hello Ma, Midge and I are fine thanks. Haven't seen you around much recently.

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Just because you can't see me doesn't mean I'm not hereπŸ˜‹ ...just get side tracked sometimes 😳 😁 so much to do ...I get so tired 😴 zzzzzzzzx

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You take it easy now Ma. x

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Nanaeal

Great Poem. Thank you Don. I just sneezed too. The power of autosuggestion. πŸ˜‰

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Billiejean_2

Tissues will never look the same again :)

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