'Man size' tissues,
What a silly name.
The size of Henry Cooper
Or little Sleepy Wayne?
And what about the ladies?
What size will their's be?
They could be much much larger,
Cos they cry more than we.
But when it comes to tissues
We're experts on this group.
They're in pockets and in handbags,
If you would care to snoop.
We take them along with us,
Wherever we do go.
And what we hide within them,
You wouldn't want to know.