Man's best friend they call them,
And I have one called Midge.
I hope to have her many years
Before that Rainbow Bridge.
She takes me on a walk each day,
To clear up all her poo.
Then looks at me as though to say
"I'd do the same for you".
I love the little tyke to bits
And would love her even more.
If she did like most cats do
And went to poo next door.
(Well Midge saw the joke.)