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Having a lie in. - by Midge 🐢

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For years and years I’ve woke him up

By licking his baldly head

This morning cos it’s Christmas Time

I thought I’d stay in bed

But he wandered all around the place

Like a poor lost soul

Trying to do the things we do

But totally out-of control

I’m going to have to sort him

And I’ve other things to do

I can’t lie her much longer

I need to have a poo.

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RoadRunner44 profile image
RoadRunner44

Still smiling widely Don. Lovely photo. I miss having a dog as I've had one since very young. My cat had to be put to sleep just a month ago and I miss her greatly. I'd love another dog but with my health problems it wouldn't be fair to have another one. Anyway, looking forward to the lighter nights and Spring. Best wishes. Chrys

β€’ in reply toRoadRunner44

You are wise, Chrys, Midge and I only just manage and our future is uncertain.

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RoadRunner44β€’ in reply to

Your wisecracking rhymes keep me smiling Don. There's so much we can all relate to in them. Look after your best friend and I'm sure he'll return the favour. Wishing you a relaxing time over the next few days. Chrys

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Dilly2

You look so cumfy Midge you deserve a lie in.

Have a great time Christmas hope you get plenty of nibbles left under the Christmas tree

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skischool

She wondered why her master had vacated that comfy bed

Was it perhaps she thought something that she had said

But then it dawned on her as the aroma became much stronger

She had farted in her masters bed and boy it was a ponger. :)

β€’ in reply toskischool

How charming.πŸ™„πŸ˜‚

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Jaybird19β€’ in reply toskischool

somebodys been at the christmas sherry already!

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Katinka46β€’ in reply toskischool

Oi, Skis, trust you to lower the tone further.

Uplift, please. And higher, nobler things.

A sad and disappointed Kate, (at least Zebra keeps his bodily functions outside).

Xxx

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skischoolβ€’ in reply toKatinka46

Did i tell you about the time when Midge met Wallace and Gromit

She drank too much,made to bark and ended up sat in a pile of v****

see i can be even worser. :)

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majjiβ€’ in reply toskischool

SirSki that took me ages to come up with the rhyming word - well done!

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skischoolβ€’ in reply tomajji

I am surprised your majjiesti,i had you down as a cryptic crossword specialist. :) xx

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majjiβ€’ in reply toskischool

The delay was probably due to an awful drug reaction which has taken me several days to recover from but at least I managed to spend Christmas Day with my children and grandchild which was lovely :-) I hope every one had the type of day they desired.

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skischoolβ€’ in reply tomajji

Delighted to hear you have had a nice Christmas day majji as i can't think of anyone who deserves it more.

Love Sirski's and his moggy :) xx

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majjiβ€’ in reply toskischool

Aww that's very sweet of you SirSki - thank you and I just hope you managed to enjoy a mince pie or whatever you have not been able to eat for a while and that you had an enjoyable day - everyone on here deserves that in my book! I trust the moggy had a Merry Christmas as well?

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skischoolβ€’ in reply tomajji

Thankfully i don't like mince pies but i put some tinsel on my chicken soup to make it more festive. :) xx

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majjiβ€’ in reply toskischool

Hmm - slightly scratchy on the throat - or did you remember to remove it prior to supping I hope? Wishing all a good night's sleep

β€’ in reply toKatinka46

Boys will be boys! 😘

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majjiβ€’ in reply to

Oh I do hope so!

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Izb1

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SquirrelsHolt

Afternoon Mr.D and Midge .......πŸ’«πŸŒ πŸŒŸπŸ’« ........ You knew it just had to be another one of your πŸ†Classic rhymes!!!! I loved it,especially as it was from MidgeπŸ•πŸΎπŸΎ! I'd expect that you've done the contents of your wallet on Christmas bits and bobs?

Well here's a Merry 🎍 Christmas πŸŽ… to you Mr.D and Midge, not forgetting the two girls who are guarding your campervanπŸ’–πŸ’ž

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You are right about the rhymes SH, I think it's ORD

Obsessive Rhyming Disorder and I never shall be free.

A Merry Christmas to you and yours.

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SquirrelsHoltβ€’ in reply to

Hi Mr.D and I think you are quite obviously suffering from LORD.

Lots Of Rhyming Don. It's a prolific problem within the literary circle but classic examples can be gauged by the need to please others by daily rhymes! Todate there is no known cure but the urge to rhyme must be allowed otherwise life can appear quite tedious without these rhymes.

That was in the latest edition of the Medical News!😜

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸŽ…πŸŽπŸ’ž

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JANET127

Smilin' and laughter! Janet127

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What a merry time we have Janet, so glad you got over your bad spell. πŸ‘πŸ€£πŸ˜˜

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sassy59

Ah lovely Midge, hope you manage to sort Don out. Xxx β€οΈπŸ’–πŸ˜˜

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Whitechinchilla

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Katinka46

Lowering the tone again, Don.

What are you like?

Have a great Christmas and the best of health for 2020.

K xxx

β€’ in reply toKatinka46

We have to cater for the lower echelons, Kate. Merry Christmas to you and a Happy and Healthy New Year to you and your family.

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skischoolβ€’ in reply to

Well i don't really care if you swallow that sixpence in your xmas pudding Master Po,you bought me up to be a bit rough around the edges. :) x

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SORRELHIPPO

love the look on that face !! Have you heard of the Cinnamon Trust, can be very helpful with help in caring for pets.

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I shall have a look, thanks.

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powderpuff

What an adorable chum πŸΆπŸ’–

majji profile image
majji

She does look a little tense . . . .

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megshafer

Midge is acting shy...like she's not excited for Christmas, and the treats!!

Merry Christmas Midge, and you to Don...lol...πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„

β€’ in reply tomegshafer

Merry Christmas to you. That's very observant of you. Midge has been feeling a bit sorry for herself. She has something wrong with her ear and we have to be up early tomorrow to get to the vet for 9am. πŸ˜•

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HungryHufflepuffβ€’ in reply to

Poor Midge, and after such a great rhyme too. Feel better soon Midge. I'm going to be working late tomorrow. So not much of a fun day for either of us πŸ•

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megshafer

I hope her ear feels better....poor Midge....I do hope the Vet gives her a very good treat....after all, its Christmas eve day....

Give her lots of cuddles from me....

Feel better soon Midge!!!

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judes

Don’t blame midge for having a lie in on these dark mornings.

Thank you for all your poems always brightens my day.

Have a fantastic Christmas and better health and happiness for 2020

J

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Kittykat2

Good for Midge looks cosy πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ’•x

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Caspiana

HAHAHA , dear Midge. What would Don do without you? Lots of kisses and treats πŸͺπŸͺπŸͺ from Chom. xx 😊

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Shirleyj

He looks so snuggly πŸΆπŸ’—

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