Midge my dog was whining,
I'm wondering what for.
She's not long had her dinner,
Is she already wanting more?
Perhaps she wants to toilet
I open up the door.
She just stands there and stares at me
The rain begins to pour.
We're staring at each other now,
Trying to understand,
What the others asking for,
What do they demand.
Finally I get it
It's as I might have guessed,
It isn't Midge that whines at all
It's my flipping wheezy chest!
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Very good.
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What are you like...... blaming the dog!!
Bet Midge get the blame for all your strange noises lol😄😏💕x
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It's all part of her job. 😉
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Oh! so funny Don, this made me laugh, thank you x
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Scruffy cat was meowing even after i filled her plate
But she just wants to sit in my lap and show that she's my mate.
Trouble is she has sharp claws and even though it sounds quite silly
I worry she will get carried away and do damage to my *****(nether regions)
Start using that inhaler Master Po x
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Really skis, what is this. Has that gammy leg of yours travelled to your brain. It did make me laugh out loud though x
Scruffs needs to get you sorted (i was going to say get a grip, but after this rhyme perhaps not) lol x
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Blame it on Don he always seems to bring the worst out of his grasshopper. x
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What a pair, so well suited 🤣🤣🤣
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Hidden in reply to Izb1 5 years ago Like Morecambe & Wise, Abbott and Costello, Laurel and Hardy? More likely Cissie & Ada. youtube.com/watch?v=M2Pt-FC... (Not working as expected?)
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I think you worry for too much, don't be a silly Billy.
Scruffy knows like Thatcher said "Everyone needs a Willy".
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As regards the inhaler I never stop using that, but I do tend to neglect using my steamer and Aerosure when away which means I pay for it later.
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Gosh Master Po you have unearthed a bible for business people and judging by it's contents i can see it is written by a d**k which is pretty much the same. x
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Awww Don, you truly brighten our lives 😂
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11 out of 10 Don ✔😁💖 xx
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I can relate. I sometimes sound like a string quartet tuning up. xx 😣
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Heard a funny squeaky noise the other day. Finally worked out that it was coming from my lungs. Solution? Took out my hearing aids. Simples.
K xx
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Ha!ha! This has been good from Don, so many funny comments xx
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Good one Don it reminded me of my border collie Duchess refuses to go to the toilet in the rain unless I go with her with a umbrella, naughty girl.
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Hidden in reply to kpm346 5 years ago Duchess has a well trained owner. 😉
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Ha ha! Yes the noises from various regions seem to get louder as one gets older .
Take care, Don.
Hug for Midge.
Corin
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And more frequent too! We oldies could well be banned from various cities as part of the plans to cut down on greenhouse gases. 😱
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I even gave a little wheeze laughing at your ode!
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So funny Don. Poor Midge getting the blame and what else for? oh no don't answer that one !!
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Hidden 5 years ago
That's brilliant,, what breeds is Midge?
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I love the twist at the end, Don! Didn't see it coming. Lol! xx Moy
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Oh that was good, I laughed out loud x x x😂😂😂
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Thats good don
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Ha Ha Brilliant. How often do I wonder what that noise is, only to find it is me.x
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For a long time I blamed my cat for waking me at night, it turned out to be my wheezing. Love your rhymes. Stay well friend!
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I know the feeling! I was never sure if it was me or my dog and we frequently gave each other funny looks particularly during the middle of the night.
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