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The funeral was a good one,

With lots of people there.

Some were very good friends of his

Others just went to stare.

As they put the coffin

In to the standing hearse

A hand popped out from under the lid

And scribbled a little verse

"By eck", said a bystander

That is just like Don,

He had to do just more rhyme

Before buggers gone.

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Just then there came a whisper,

"Even dead he acts the clown."

Should have done just what I told them,

And screwed the bugger down.

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newlands

Love you Don😅

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O2Trees

Don, you're brilliant. And Dave's not bad either :) :)

He's good isn't he, made me laugh. :-)

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LOL Thank you George, we are all friends here. Do you have breathing problems?

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Annie31

Brilliant!

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mrsmummy

It sounds as though you need to see your doctor Hidden .

Lovely Don :)

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Katinka46

Oh Don. Love it. The bard of the pearly gates. They'll love you up there.

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MoyB

Great one, Don! xMoy

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Myownidea

Thanks for the laugh.

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Nicholatracy

Love your verse as well as dontheapostles addition. You made my day with your humour

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Nicholatracy

Thar would be davethepostie. Not apostle, sorry about that

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Magpuss in reply toNicholatracy

😂😂😂😂

I've a feeling he would love that name. ;-)

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