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A farmer and his wife are preparing their wedding anniversary dinner. The wife says “should I go out and kill a chicken?” The husband replies, “why blame a bird for something that happened twenty years ago?”.

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Spacecat1

🤪🤣🤣

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Annie31

Quite!😂😂

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skischool

You and Tony would have eradicated the worlds poultry population by now if you had followed suite Iris.😂Love Ski's and Scruff's

🙃😻 x

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Lyd12 in reply toskischool

I remember during the last war seeing rabbits and chickens killed for meals and my mum and my aunt sitting side by side in the kitchen each plucking a chicken.

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skischool in reply toLyd12

Ha Ha i imagine todays modern mums would be quite horrified at the prospect of having to pluck a chicken and wouldn't have a clue where to start.

🙃 x

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Lyd12 in reply toskischool

The chickens were tied by the legs and hung from a hook with a large tin tub underneath.skinning a rabbit was quicker!

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skischool in reply toLyd12

Fresh rabbit is very popular in the part of Spain where i have my finca but thankfully the local butchers skills are far better than mine when it comes to skinning them.i have tried but the results where not pretty to say the least.🙂

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Jaybird19 in reply toLyd12

my mum was horrified when it clucked as she plucked it she ran.. It was dead but died in mid cluck !

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AndrewT

I Like it!

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Kristicats

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corriena

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Karenanne61

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dunnellon

OMG, now that's funny! Thanks for the laugh!

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Snackjack

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