Rubbish!: At one time if you had some... - Lung Conditions C...

Lung Conditions Community Forum

56,329 membersβ€’66,959 posts

Rubbish!

β€’13 Replies

At one time if you had some rubbish,

You just chucked it in the bin.

But now you have to watch out

You don't commit a deadly sin.

You must scrutinise it closely,

Compare it to a list.

Decide which heading matches it

Then watch that you don't miss.

For some stuff it's quite obvious,

Which bin you need to choose.

Like the bottles and the cans

Left over from the booze.

But other stuffs more complicated,

And isn't quite as clear.

Stick it in the wrong bin

And that could cost you dear.

So get out the instructions

And look all down the list.

The rubbish that you have in hand

Appears to have been missed.

By now the whole procedure

Has become a bore.

So check that no ones watching

And chuck it in next door.

(It's a joke, just a joke! I would never ever do that, I have lovely neighbours)

13 Replies
β€’
hufferpuffer profile image
hufferpuffer

Hahaha! I'm glad I'm not the only one left scratching their head when it comes to bins!!!! Thank you for that one Son, have a lovely Sunday you and Midge...I liked your joke!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜„ πŸ˜‹ Ma xx

sassy59 profile image
sassy59

Ha - brilliant and l'm sure your neighbours say the same about you. Have to put the bins out tonight, hope l've got it right. Xxxxx πŸ˜˜πŸ˜‰

pegbl profile image
pegbl

Ha ha brilliant πŸ˜‚ Sure we can all relate to that one xxx

Magpuss profile image
Magpuss

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ€”πŸ™„πŸ˜Ÿ if ONLY we could have a universal symbol that was easy to recognise and big enough to see! It really gets my goat! How can we be smart enough to have these magic little iPads, 3D printers that can reproduce human bones and such like and not be capable of coming up with such a (seemingly) simple thing as a recognisable symbol! Great little poem Don, you really struck a chord there.

2greys profile image
2greys

Anti-gravity sacks would be nice too. 3 flights of stairs, negotiating self closing fire doors through the corridors to the back yard and then be able to open the heavy lid of the large communal wheelie bin that stands 5 foot tall whilst heaving in a heavy sack up into it.

The real annoying part is that quite often the lazy !*!*!*!*s that live in my block cannot be bothered to put theirs in the bin. Just dumping their sacks around the bin on the floor, so you cannot get near it. Leaving it to someone like me to struggle to pick it up and throw it in for them, before I can deposit ours. Grrrrrr.

knitter profile image
knitter

That box that held the mushrooms,

Which bin does that belong?

Next time, off to the Farm Shop,

A paper bag, you can't go wrong.

.....I spent ages looking for the recycling sign yesterday on that particular brown plastic mushroom container.

ellj profile image
ellj

They reduced the use of plastic shopping bags by charging so why not charge the supermarkets if they don't use recyclable packaging ?

pergola profile image
pergola

I moved to the south from Herts, 3 years ago. Herts were very strict in their recycling with 3 bins and a box. Here in Hampshire, I have 2 dustbins (wheelies are frowned upon) One bin is for recycled goods and the other is for nonrecycled stuff. Easier but is it as effective??.

casper99 profile image
casper99

I've become a bit fanatical with it now, it does my family's head in. Haha. xx

Azure_Sky profile image
Azure_Sky

We get visits from the bin police. I was ticked off for putting a piece of kitchen towel in (dry)

Ergendl profile image
Ergendlβ€’ in reply toAzure_Sky

How awful! How petty! How Jobsworth!

ericwood992 profile image
ericwood992

Wonderful Don!!

That's all we have unregulated... our sense of humor πŸ˜‰ God bless you...

Not what you're looking for?

You may also like...

What Rubbish.

Examine every piece you have And choose its place with care Wash it if it needs it Then carefully...
β€’

The Dosette.

Sorting out the tablets A hated weekly chore Every time I do it I seem to have even more Some of...
β€’

Wheelie Day.

Time to drag the wheelie bin, Out into the street. Wind and rain and icy paths Can make that quite...
β€’

Follow-up from 'Job Satisfaction'.

My sputum specimen was much admired. So much so a monthly one's required. Amoxicillion goes in...
β€’

My top ten list

Hi all you lovely people, and straight to the point, my endoscopy went as well as that can, a very...
Steamtrain1958 profile image
β€’

Moderation team

See all
AsthmaandLung profile image
AsthmaandLungAdministrator
moderator_AandLUK profile image
moderator_AandLUKAdministrator
Claire_ALUK profile image
Claire_ALUKAdministrator

Content on HealthUnlocked does not replace the relationship between you and doctors or other healthcare professionals nor the advice you receive from them.

Never delay seeking advice or dialling emergency services because of something that you have read on HealthUnlocked.