Morning world its a wonderful place, just one problem this end I have woke up after an awful night of tossing and turning and pains in the upper back which I do not like but can expect, but worst of all I have lost my sparkle, I had it when I went to bed but over night its just gone. So I have had to start the day with a few pain relief pills and see how they help which I am sure they will and I will be fine soon. Anyway cold, dry and misty here this morning and just to cheer me up they say we are in for heavy rain, oh well I was not planning on going anywhere so it can rain on my parade I don't care.
Did you hear about this duck yes duck that went into a pub and said to the landlord a pint and a cheese sandwich please, the landlord said "Your a duck" nothing wrong with your eyesight mate said the duck, and you can talk said the landlord, and your hearing is fine as well now what about that pint said the duck. "What are you doing around here than" he asked the duck. "I am working over at the construction site the one with all those new houses" he replied then sat and ate his sandwich and drank his pint. This was the same for several days. Then the owner of the circus that was in town came into the pub and the landlord told him about the talking duck, and the circus chap said to tell the duck to pop over for a chat.
That lunch time when the duck came in for his pint and sandwich the landlord told him all about the circus, " The circus" said the duck" Yes said the landlord the money will be good. You mean the place over there with the great big canvas tent said the duck, that's the place said the landlord the owner was really interested to see you for a job.
Are you serious what the hell would a circus want with a plasterer said the duck.
Right you happy lot if you find my sparkle there is a small reward for its return, you will know its mine its bright and cheery with a big smile, but not to worry as I have a spare in the meantime, mind you its a bit worn as its been used a lot over the years.
Have a good May bank holiday what ever it is your doing. xxx Fred
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Love the joke Fred. Aww so sorry you've lost your sparkle, pain does that to you doesn't it. Lets hope your painkillers kick in soon and it will bring your smile back.
It's very wet, dull and overcast here, this morning and rain for us too today.
Right...can I go back to bed now, it's Saturday, I want a lie in. xxx
Of course you can, but be aware I am in the wardrobe trying to get the door at the back open, did you lock it or something yesterday when you went through Hope the weather cheers up some what for you over the weekend or else it will be a replay of you singing in the rain, and I am not sure whether Wales is ready for that. Keep smiling and snuggle up. xxx
Enough already he cried, get me out of this wardrobe its dark I have dropped the key and there is no room to bend, can no body help. OK I will sing as well. Help I need somebody not just anybody I need somebody to... open this bloody door. xxx
Lyn move over a bit there is hardly enough room for one in this wardrobe and no singing till we get to the other side or you will scare all the animals. Oh that's better look at all that lovely snow Jingle bells Jingle bells Jingle all the way xxx Now who is the maddest ? xx
Yay....I love the snow. Lets put some lights on that Christmas tree over there Fred. I've already started my Christmas shopping too (looking very pleased with myself). xxx
As that tennis player used to say You can not be serious, Christmas shopping all ready. Good idea about the lights did you remember to pick them up ? xxx
Sorry its late but I been every where looking for a fairy for on top of the tree, and would you believe it there is not one fairy in the whole town lol Sleep tight and if you use the wardrobe please be quiet xxx
Lol...it's ok Fred, I've got one somewhere. I won't be using the wardrobe tonight...it's too cold out there in Narnia. I'll be in bed with my electric blanket this weather. xxx
Lyn I think we will need a bigger wardrobe the amount that are joining us Just heard Nikkers is on her way as well, we will either have to cuddle up or form a queue in an orderly fashion of course xxx
Shall I make some sandwiches Fred and I'll bring some sausage rolls just in case we all get a bit peckish. Not sure if it's bank holiday in Narnia...there may not be any shops open...lol. xxx
Just got back that's a good idea as I have had a good look around and every where is closed till Tuesday even the hotels so if we are all staying over we will have to build an Igloo but will not be able to build a fire,so you better wear an extra pair of socks, lol xxx
" Hahahahahaha! ..laffffinnn me socks off here...Awww Fred..that was Soooo Funnnnnyyyy..Hahaaaaaaaahahahahaa!....Found yer sparkle Fred! was back the closet..Hahahahaha!......Have a Lovely Bank Holiday!!.......Megan.x"
Well what a way to start a day then he ducked off to the circus Nice one Holly if you wake up feeling rough you know the day can only improve Keep sucking it in
Cheers pal once this pain in the Arxx oh no its in the back got mixed up again its an age thing, that's true it can only get better, enjoy your day Fred
Haven't had a cup of tea yet but I have got a feeling that it's going to be a great day.
It has started off sunny so I'm ready to get the washing on the line.
My little one is out of hospital after a little op on Wednesday. She came out late Thursday and insisted on going to her interview yesterday for an engineering career - tough little thing.
So all is well here in North Yorkshire.
Maybe you should go back to bed and have a look for your sparkle?
Hope you find it soon Fred. I got a massage booked for this morning maybe you could do with one to get rid of your aches n pains.
Take it easy today Fred and enjoy your day as best you can.
Well that has given me a bit of sparkle back hearing from you again its been a while there shipmate, you really do sound as if you have some sparkle to spare thats great, and as for that daughter of yours she is a tough cookie and so pleased she is still keen on the engineering side of life, wish her the best of luck at the interview. Now than Kracker about this massage, its a bit of a hike up to you so it looks like it the magic wardrobe that Lyn and I use to escape to the other side so see you in about ten minutes. Really good to hear you or read you sounding so good, get that washing dry then you can get the ironing on the go you lucky lady you .
Thanks for the hugs and returning some new ones to you. xxx :)Fred
Hope you feel better soon Fred. Im sure just a couple of degrees warmer would make a lot of difference to us all. Monday may be better, and on Monday the girls will be dancing around the maypole in our town market place. Hope to get down there and maybe take a picture for you!
tonys got a hospital appointment this morning, its a hearing check but a few years ago he had basal cell carcinoma in his ear canal so there may be complications. Hears hoping, no pun intended!
Oh your a darling I need some nice warm sparkle, is it French or some English that you took over with you, either way thanks will use it as soon as it gets here, do you want what I don't use back or shall I pass it around ? xxx
Ha, it's a little of both Fred. I'm feeling better for some French sunshine today, even stood in the pool for five minutes (on the top step just above ankles). Hopefully nice tomorrow too & the pool will warm up before I leave next Friday.
I do hope you're feeling a bit better now and will have a better night. P xx
Oh you little devil going into the pool right up to just above your ankles is there no stopping you. Enjoy the remainder of your stay and I hope the pool warms up so you can get your knees wet.
"Hahahaha peege..Sorry for laughing..Not Laughing at you...Laughing cause you..got an image you stood on the top step..hahahaha!..water splashing around your ankles...splish!!.. splash!!.....limping of to me bed now laughing away..Ni Ni's......hahahaha!.....xx Megan."
Morning Fred don't worry about your sparkle it will return, i lost mine of late but got it back. Loved the joke as usual and hope your pain soon goes away. xx
Cheers your right it does slip at times it did last month about the same time its when the mind plays tricks prior to the time I go into hospital I do not know why as its 11 days before I have the op, funny old world. xxx
Your right Fred the mind is a powerful thing, though i think its only natural for us to worry at times, more for our loved ones than ourselves. I am sure you will sail through your hospital treatment. xx
Sorry Fred still looking. It must be somewhere. scratching my head and trying to think where on earth you have lost it. We can't have Fred without his sparkle.
Thinking of you Buddy. Take care. Love Suzy(W)xxxxx
Thanks Huggs loved that hugs one I will keep that one in the file, also wondered whose foot prints they were in the snow, so you got one of those wardrobes as well, will keep an eye out for you. xxx Fred
I think that the footsteps are actually sparkly sand, but I could be wrong, and it does look a bit like snow. It comes from a poem called Footsteps in the Sand by Mary Stevenson which I copied below for you.
Pleased you like the hugs, and hope they and the sparkle help out a bit. Take care,
hugs from Huggs xxx
One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord.
The sparkle will return because as you know we have to keep it shining bright, it must have broke up into bits as I am finding some as the morning progresses so by lunch should have it all back. Sounds like you are positive love that's good to hear, keep in touch hugs on there way to you Suzy(W) xxx Fred
Oh Ruby its going to be a tight fit with all of us in this wardrobe but it will be a party time when we get to the snow side, don't forget your ear plugs in case some one sings, not that I am mentioning any names. lol xxx
Good Morning Fred, I loved your joke this morn' it was a quacker!😀👏💜 Sorry you've had not the best of nights, poor back, hope it feels better soon as for losing your sparkle...you know it always returns with extra!🌈🌂💧 raining here too and potato's look wind burnt and sad! Sending extra sparkly hugs ,huff xxxxx🌞🌞🌞🌸🌼💜💖
Oh huff your poor spuds have also lost their sparkle yes the wind can be painful even to plants lol Thick mist here with heavy rain on its way, I think all the sparkles that have been sent have just arrived as honest the pain has just seemed to ease all of a sudden but I am not moving yet just in case. Hug and love xxx Fred
Sorry you're having such a hard time Fred. But still love you, even if sparkle diminished. If i find it I'll send it first class back to you, in the meantime here's a bit of mine for you xxx
I will happily send you some of my sparkle Fred as you deserve it for keeping us all going on here. Lots of smiles and laughter is the order of the day and you manage that every day which is amazing. Pain is a nasty thing and takes its toll but you will bounce back when the pills kick in I am sure.
Wishing you and your family a great weekend and hope the weather behaves for you. Not too bad here but set for rain tomorrow morning at least. Think of me wading through puddles as we are set to go to our granddaughter's naming ceremony at her other grandparents farm. I have to make sure Pete does not sink in the mud on his mobility scooter. All good fun.
Have a really lovely day today at the naming ceremony what is her name ? and I also hope that Pete is able to speed through any muddy bits but not splashing any up on to your outfit Carole. Sorry I am late in replying to you. Love and hugs xxxx Fred
Thanks Fred, always good to hear from you. Baby girl's name is Francesca. It is raining now so hope it dries up soon. Have a good day and take care. Keep smiling. Love Carole xxxx
Hi Fred, love the joke as always I'm sending you some fairy dust to sparkle your day... maybe vashti will lend you some of that fab blue glitter polish just to look at tho hugs and kisses xxx
Hello our kiwichick thanks for the fairy dust my sparkle is back but the back is still giving me hell and I don't want to take any more pain relief till later, but that's all part of being poorly I guess, hope you are alright and able to enjoy what ever you have planned. xxx hugs to you Fred
So glad your sparkly again sorry to hear about your back, take it easy and It'll be better soon... the little peeps in narina told me so
Yes had a lovely weekend with the family, just came back from watchin the pacquio vs mayweather fight in town, the crowd was great...shame pacquio lost...but great to be part of it...something special about having a whole country behind you... take care xxx
What a time you must have had , were you in doors or outside on a large screen the crowds must have been massive, but pleased you had a great time. You must pop in and see us when you visit Narina
We were in a family bar called tgif (thank god it's friday) with a big screen and air cond hmmmm...
I'm popping in soon, need some mischief. .. Been feeling a bit off too lately so so sob and my buteyko doesnt seem to be working for me at the mo with the whole counter-intuitive stop breathing when you cant breathe gaaahhh, taking pred alot more than im used to taking otherwise I find it difficult to get around... oh well at least my darling can give me a piggy back when I need one lol .... you too Fred, enjoy the rest of ur day.. catch up soon xx
Fred dear, I so hope your sparkle catches up with you soon; reading all the above posts has brought a tear to my eye - what a wonderful place HU is and what wonderful courageous people you all are. It is a privilege to belong here.
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