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A JOKE FOR K.O.T.C

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Richard this one you can pass on to your angels. Especially for you my friend.

Gone but will not be forgotten.

Berwick.xx

A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.'

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, 'Come on in.'

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the pieces of window glass.

A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my window?'

'Uh...yeah! , sir. We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied.

'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.

Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for my self.'

Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.'

'No problem,' said the genie 'You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!'

'And now you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked.

'I'd like to own a gorgeous home in every country in the world complete with servants,' she said.

'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!'

;

'And now,' the couple asked in unison, 'what's your wish, genie?'

'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.'

The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?'

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you , honey?'

You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband.I'd do the same for you!'

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.

The genie was insatiable.

After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, How old are you and your husband?'

'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly.

'No Kidding,' he said.

'Thirty-five years old and you both still believe in genies?'

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qbjb

Lol!

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BugsBunny

Berwick

Good joke! I bet Kingy is enjoying it in heaven. Keep them coming.

Regards

Mandy

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pergola1

Good one, Berwick. I hope you are keep reasonable health and that you are coping with any problems. x

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phillips1

Richard would have loved that one Berwick. I bet he is laughing his socks off.

Bobby

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jools

lol :) Julie x

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longlungs

Hi Berwick Kotc would have loved that thanks made me giggle :) Janexx

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Suzy6

Hello Berwick. K.O.T.C would have had a good laugh. So pleased to see you on here. xx

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mattcass

Hi Berwick, we hope you are well you have not had a easy time either, Great joke it's just his type thank you, I went upstairs with a Genie once glad Fran didni catch me.. Matt/Fran

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mrskotc

This is Mrs KOTC I would like to say how proud you have ALL made my family and myself for the wonderful Tributes you have made. to a wonderful husband. When I feel able. I will come back on the site to. keep an interest in Richards wonderful world of friends.Thank you EVERYONE and GODBLESS you ALL Patricia xxx

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pergola1 in reply tomrskotc

mrs KOTC - pleased that you dropped in. We are thinking about you a lot at this difficult time. You would be very welcome to join us when you are ready = Pergola xx

in reply tomrskotc

Mrs.KOTC, may i thank.you for taking the time in writing to Richards friends on this site, i thank you vfrom the bottom of my heart. This site is one big famly and Richard was part of our family and he has left us with happy memories at this sad time. I am in know doudt that he is now at peace in heaven and he is now putting asmile on the angels faces as he did with us. Thank you once again. Graeme aka Berwick xxx

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Suzy6 in reply to

Thanks berwick put so nicely. Plus a big hug and thanks to Mrs KOTC for thanking us all.

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medow in reply tomrskotc

Love and hugs to you mrs kotc , god bless

in reply tomrskotc

Hi Patricia,how lovely you made the time to jump in.We will look forward to seeing you later on.

Take care of yourself,& Badger!

Love & hugs Wendells xxx

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Puffthemagicdragon

Well done. KOTC will be laughing. :)

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ptliverpool

Thank you Berwick you have restored my faith in this site. I thought all the joy had gone with our amazing King. Lol

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Lurcherman

Gotcha... Hee he

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casper99

Hahahah, that's a beauty berwick, loved it. x

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ostiad

Good one Berwick, so funny, I am really laughing out loud; we all need to try laugh occasionally, even in times of sorrow x

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emmo

Brilliant! Laughter is the best medicine. Thanks Berwick.

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dall05

Great one Berwick, Pure, 'GENIUS!!' Ha Ha. It could have come from the King himself.

Tony :)

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hufferpuffer

Fabulous Berwick! keep them coming and keep us chuckling and spilling our tea! love Hufferpuffer xxx

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jimmyw123

keep them comming berwick, we can all smile ,, brilliant

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wowsa

I believe! Good one Berwick.

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