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DecD
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Sorry, and I won't do it again, but Plumbbob's post re blondes and Coughalot's about her pub brings to mind my favourite blonde joke.

A blind man taps his way into a pub and up to the bar and orders a pint. When he's gulped his first half he says to the girl behind the bar, "Do you mind if I tell a blonde joke?" She leaned over and quietly told him, "Listen, buddy. I'm blonde, and I lift weights. And the girl clearing the glasses is a blonde, but also is paying her way through college, where she is on their ladies rugby team. The bouncer is also a female blonde who only works here on the nights when she doesn't have a tag-team wrestling gig. Now if you really want to tell that joke, you just go ahead."

"No", he says. "Not if I have to explain it three times!"

Hope you all enjoy the rest of your weekend,

Dec

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megannell

" Hahahahahaha So glad i'm NOT!! Blonde.....skipping round the room...... hahahaha! So funny..hahahaha...Megan"

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butter-fly in reply to megannell

You are an imp Megan! You have just made my day! Can just see you skipping around the room with pure devilment in your eyes! :d

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rubyred777 in reply to megannell

Looking like a any thing for a laugh redhead to me! That would be our Megan!

😀😀 xx

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butter-fly

Oops Dec! But funny. I'm a blond too but more grey now. Lol.

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Jolyn

Lol...lol...love it. lol xx

Tell all the blonde jokes you like, I'm a brunette - well a greying brunette...lol

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Colours23

Brilliant

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Plumbob

:D :D :D

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FarmerD

My beard is white does that make me a blond?😱

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Polly4acre

I am a blonde, a natural blonde, a natural light ash blonde---

It says so on the bottle!

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onamission

That's what I like about this site the jokes keep them coming

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rubyred777

Hilarious Dec

I'm a blonde and love the jokes. How bout you? Got any more?

😊 ☺

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