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A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman,

'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?'

The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie.

The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves.

The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie.

The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub, (because word gets round), gives the rabbit the pint and the Toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves.

The next night, the pub is packed.

In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman.'

The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie, and then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down.

The next night there is standing room only in the pub.

Coaches have been laid on for the crowds of patrons attending.

The barman is making more money in one week than he did all last year.

In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman.'

The barman says, 'I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker, but we are right out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties.'

The rabbit looks aghast.

The crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat nervously and says, 'We do have a very nice Cheese and Onion Toastie.'

The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, 'Are you sure I will like it.'

The crowd's bated breath is ear shatteringly silent.

The barman, with a roguish smile says, 'Do you think that I would let down one of my best friends. I know you'll love it.'

'Ok,' says the rabbit, 'I'll have a pint of beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie.'

The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the toastie.

He then waves to the crowd and leaves....

NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!

One year later, in the now impoverished public house, the barman, (who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his), calls time.

When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating above the bar.

The barman says, 'Who are you?

To which he is answered, 'I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house.'

The barman says, 'I remember you. You made me famous.

You would come in every night and have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. Masses came to see you and this place was famous.'

The rabbit says, 'Yes I know.'

The barman said, 'I remember, on your last night we didn't have any Ham and Cheese Toasties. You had a Cheese and Onion one instead.'

The rabbit said, 'Yes, you promised me that I would love it.'

The barman said, 'You never came back, what happened?'

'I DIED', said the rabbit.

'NO!' said the barman. 'What from?'

After a short pause, the rabbit said ...

'Mixin-me-toasties'

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corriena profile image
corriena

😂🤣😀

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CDPO16

😂

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Annie31

Love it from one who shall remain nameless😂😂😂

in reply toAnnie31

It's the way he tells'em that does it. 🤣

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Annie31 in reply to

Well you've either got it or ............!😬

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sassy59

Oh dear! 😂🤣😂

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hypercat54

Who is it you won't name as I want to shoot them :) Loved the joke - more please. x

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Jaybird19

Yes please more jokes like this one. Am missing Dons rhymes and laughs too

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Bluenotes

☺🤣

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Dianemc01234

Oh dear. lol 😂 🤣

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chubby2x22

Very good just the laugh i needed after a6 hours chemo session. Jane

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Collienut

🤣😂🤣

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madonbrew

😂😂😂 That was brilliant! Thank you!

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Gladwyn

Lol....I shouldn’t laugh though as I remember very well the devastation myxomatosis caused killing all the rabbits in the woods close to my home. I cut through the woods on the way to school and it was horrific dead and dying rabbits everywhere. Even our farm cats died of it. Hares didn’t.

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Thomac

😂😂 that used to be my stock joke had forgotten all about it thank you for reminding me 😂😂

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2greys in reply toThomac

👍👍

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Shirleyj

😂😂😂😂x

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teenieleek

I need to start leaving out a selection of toasties for all the darling little bugg***, correction, bunnies around here who snack on all my crocuses, azalea buds, snowdrops......in fact anything they can reach.

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hilary77

More please 👏👏👏

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HollyBoyd

Well done 2greys, keeping us all laughing xxx 😂

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Margaret_craft

Aww 2gs this is the best joke I've had for a long time. I'm roaring with laughter. 😂😂😂Keep them coming.

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Fircone

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Alberta56

Someone you will not name was right.

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MoyB

That is SO funny! I just read it out to my husband. Still laughing! xx Moy

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