Morning pals, its really pouring down here and has been for a while, but the nice man on the news said its dry down here in Devon so I have no idea where I am, as I was here when I went to bed so I must be sleep walking, so if you see me please take me home to dry Devon.
Two fair haired ladies could not decide where to have a picnic, it was either by a tree or in the middle of the road. In the end they choice the middle of the road. A large lorry had to swerve to miss them and crashed into the tree. One of the ladies said "It was a good job we didn't choice the tree".
One of the ladies was found in the super market staring at cartons of orange juice, because it said concentrate.
That's all today folks , I will be late at times over the next few days or so as I have to go for scans and blood test, ECG and all those silly things, but will be here when time allows. Stay happy and spread those smiles xxx Fred
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am I getting sillier or are you getting funnier, a bit of each I think. A good laugh, wherever you are. We had an aunt who lived in Sussex and she became a bit confused in her old age. she used to ring us up and say it's twelve o'clock here, what time it is where you are? We were in Hertfordshire then.
Hope all goes well with the tests, check ups etc. Love Iris x
Morning Iris yes a bit of both I expect love, I just have those silly moments, I had a laugh at your Aunts comment which maybe I shouldn't. By the way what was the time difference between you and her lol xxx Fred
Morning Fred! These weathermen guess ! Thats my opinion. Hope all goes well with the tests, look after yourself. Lots of love TAD xxx
I just love your giggles how you manage to stay holding your head up all day is a wonder we are getting the same weather here as you are in Wales, I think that March thinks its April Stay safe and happy. xxx Fred
Morning Fred, you can't be late, how will we know what the time is? Bright here but cloudy and looks like it might rain later x
When I am going to the hospital I can give you an early call, I will yell through the letter flap wakey w a k eee y, ok who was the man who had that as his show call ?
Good luck to you over the next few days. We are off to the Brompton tomorrow to see the cardio sarc doc so fingers crossed. Wheelchair at the ready! xxxxx
Morning Fred, Hope by now you are back in your beautiful Devon. As usual very funny jokes, do hope all test go well,always a bit stressful. Best wishes, Bulpit
What a good thing you didn't go to sleep here in Kingsteignton, rain, high winds and guess what hail that turned to sleet !! Love your morning chuckles, I catch up with them all once a week.Hope all went well for you.
a next morning good morning fred :), i've been behind with everything of late, in fact i'm all behind [i was told off for that saying that about a woman :D]
waiting on my carer any minute now , hope your ok.
weather up here , heavy snow yesterday, snow lying this morning but bright blue skies but frrrreezing
Aww lad you seem to be going through the mill and I'm sure you must feel cr-- at times ,But you are a wee star for sending your jokes all the while, such a positive man, Thank you xx
Your dead right cr*p is the word at times, but don't we all, but with all you lovely ladies for me to flirt with and a family of my own as well life is wonderful xx Fred
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Bright here but cloudy and looks like it might rain later 
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Another beautiful day not wasted.
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