It might be Tuesday but its not the Tuesday I would Choose, as its a real pea souper here, it rolled in off the sea last evening and its just hanging around now, I am unable to see any of the fields or anything else really other than a few yards cross the road, whether or not it will go out with the tide when it changes we will have to see as the weather lady did say we were due some sun. I am fine and as I said in the bit I added on the end of the previous message all the new pipes are working, it seems there is a slight kink in one bit but blood is getting through to the left leg so they are not worried about it, which is a comfort, I would rather they had not said anything and when did that kink happen, the body is a funny bit of machinery, anyway next check up in 12 months time so no poking about other than in the ribs by a certain member of this group. 
Right....A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park.
The next day a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree.
He asked the blonde what she was doing, and she replied "I'm hanging myself"
"You're suppose to put the noose around your neck, not your waist" said the man.
" I tried that " replied the blonde "But I couldn't breath."
No offence meant to any of you lovely blondes as I know you are all very clever really, or else you would be getting someone to read this for you. xxxxxFred
Daily Laughter Tuesday
