It might be Tuesday but its not the Tuesday I would Choose, as its a real pea souper here, it rolled in off the sea last evening and its just hanging around now, I am unable to see any of the fields or anything else really other than a few yards cross the road, whether or not it will go out with the tide when it changes we will have to see as the weather lady did say we were due some sun. I am fine and as I said in the bit I added on the end of the previous message all the new pipes are working, it seems there is a slight kink in one bit but blood is getting through to the left leg so they are not worried about it, which is a comfort, I would rather they had not said anything and when did that kink happen, the body is a funny bit of machinery, anyway next check up in 12 months time so no poking about other than in the ribs by a certain member of this group.
Right....A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park.
The next day a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree.
He asked the blonde what she was doing, and she replied "I'm hanging myself"
"You're suppose to put the noose around your neck, not your waist" said the man.
" I tried that " replied the blonde "But I couldn't breath."
No offence meant to any of you lovely blondes as I know you are all very clever really, or else you would be getting someone to read this for you. xxxxxFred
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Morning Fred!! Love the joke - you're very naughty but I'm sure all us blondes forgive you cos you're so good at cheering us up 😀😉. So pleased all went well and hope your day is sunny in all ways. xx
Thanks Jan , as I am reading this I can see the fog lifting and there it is the sun and blue sky so it looks as if we are in for another beautiful day, hope you are having the same. Keep smiling xxx Fred
U cheeky thing!!! Your jokes will soon need editing. Ha, I've to read the top bit still on my coffee,oops ive left the cooker on. Lots of fog and horns here! Lolx
Hi there Leelee no matter whether blonde streaks, or grey highlites or in some cases no hair at all you are all lovely ladies who keep us men in order. Fogs gone just like that not like that like that. xxxxFred
Lol...good morning Fred the smiler, glad you're feeling ok. We had some frost first thing this morning but the sun's out now and I think it's going to be warm. My Son's birthday today so I shall be spending some time with him. Have a lovely day Fred. xxx
All together now, You are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are blue. Or something like that I can't remember the words, any help folks ? xxx
Lyn sure tricked you! You two are a funny pair. Glad everything's good with you. Came home from working 2:30 a.m. seven deer in my driveway! What a sight, them all looking up at me. .Plus we now have four Canadian geese visiting everyday. We live right near a main highway. Its surprising how much wildlife we have. Skunks that eat with the cats! Looks like rain for us. Still dark out. Have a great day Fred 😀
Ruby what a welcome home from work the little deer's, we get a lot of Canadian geese where I play golf, which can be nasty at times. Not sure about the skunks coming in for breakfast though. Hope the rain doesn't keep you awake. xxxxFred
Good morning Fred! 😀 its a bit dull and overcast here again, not even any fog..but the birds are singing! There's two red legged partridge, two pheasants, a pair of woodpeckers , turtle doves and lots of little birds outside my window, but there isn't a robin as lovely as Jolyn.😃. I'm off to a funeral tomorrow and won't be back for a couple of days so here's some extra hugs huff xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx😍😘😀😁
I was surprised you had all those birds outside your windows, all I have are a couple of tits outside mine at the moment, I think they are the blue types. Agree our own lovely little robin Lyn is the real thing. Maybe you will meet up with some people you have not seen for a while, hurry back to us, and thanks for the hugs, here are some for you love xxxxxxxxxxx ;)
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