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Morning campers Hi Dee Hiiii can hardly move today went mad yesterday and did far to much work in the garden as we have been invaded by wild garlic it is every where and I believe there is no real way of getting rid of it as no matter how much I take up its back the next year.

Did you hear about the scientist who installed a knocker on his door, he was hoping to win the No-bell prize.

I can handle pain anytime until it hurts.

Advert in our local paper, Parachute for sale only used once, never opened.

And remember never argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Two kangaroos were talking and one said "I hope it does't rain as I hate it when the kids have to play indoors"

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Giggling....love these, they're so funny. Good morning to you Fred, I hope you have a good weekend, give that garden a rest now and put your feet up. :-) xxx

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Thanks Lyn I look forward to your giggling in the morning as that means you are ok, keep smiling pal and enjoy your weekend. ;) xxx Fred

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Suzy6

Oh Fred you are a tonic, loved them. If you get your energy back I have some lovely daffodils in bloom but they are surrounded by weeds. xx

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holly17

Suzy I love Daff's but weeds are a different matter not over keen on them as at the moment I have plenty of them and other bits to sort out. My front garden is on a sloop done in tiers as I have 28 steps up to my front door but it helps keep you fit, I am used to it, but feel sorry for the poor devils that will have to carry the box out one day, but that will not be my worry. lol xxx Fred ;)

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Sokrackers

Ho Ho Fred

Keep them coming.

Have a good day.

Take it easy - it was a good day to bee in the garden yesterday.

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hufferpuffer

Hideehiiii Fred!!! Haaha loved those boom boom jokes :) What are you like! Hope you havent over done the gardening, I have not ventured forth into mine yet, it's still too cold, wet and miserable out there for me just yet! Hugs huff xxx

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holly17

Hi huff the only reason I was in the garden yesterday as this awful wild garlic comes up best when the ground is wet. Have a good weekend Hugs on way back Fred xxx ;)

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sassy59

Morning Fred, wild garlic is meant to be good to cook with so get cooking. We had some once but managed to get rid of it as it wasn't too much. Loving the jokes - very funny as usual. Sending you love and good wishes for a great weekend. xxxx

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holly17

Thanks for that, just wish the garlic was a small amount I am unable to find a patch without some, but sobeit, crack on but not today. xxx :)

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pollyjj

Oh dear Fred you need to pace yourself you have got all of the Spring and Summer so do a little at a time.

You went overboard on the funnies this morning, loved them :-D

I am late today my Son-in-law came this morning and has at last put the Christmas stuff back in the loft so got my spare room back at last, I wouldn't mind but it is their stuff as well.

Take care, rest up.

polly xx

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frose

A blowtorch is brilliant for getting rid of weeds - and a lot of fun!

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bulpit

Morning Fred, loved the jokes, go careful today after all that wild garlic hunting, best wishes Bulpit

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holly17

Morning there bulpit you were truer than you know when you said garlic hunting as I feel like a hunter at times as part of the garden is like a jungle as with the weather and my health I have not been able to get in there, but have got myself a shreader and a hedge trimmer and some long shears so it can stand by for action once I have had my lungs sorted. xx Fred ;)

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Lyd12

Seem to be missing your posts lately, lovely jokes, like the kangaroo one! Know what you mean about catching the weeds when the soil is right, so easy to overdo it as you get carried away with the progress you are making and then, oh dear, can't move! Our soil drains well so soon dries up. Lots of our snowdrops need dividing but dig up one clump and you've umpteen bulbs to put in. I believe gardening is good therapy though so don't give up. Love Iris x

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You are right Iris I like gardening but have to be careful and I am only allowed on certain area's on my own, other times I need to be accompanied by Margaret my wife as I have a habit of lifting plants as well as weeds. Stay safe Fred xxx :)

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