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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas
Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like
alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As
bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a
couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table and, next to
them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of
him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order,spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the
bathroom mirror.
Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red
with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make
You your favourite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!
Love, Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His 16 year old son is also
at the table, eating.
Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 a.m., pXssed out of your mind, you fell over
the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got
that black eye when you ran into the door. All in all, one hell of a
performance Dad."
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order
and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table
waiting for me??"
His son replies, "Oh THAT... Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your trousers off, you screamed....
"Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
Broken Coffee Table £239.99
Hot Breakfast £4.20
Two Aspirins £0.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time. . PRICELESS
My boy trying to look mean!!!!
Embarrassment +++++
One Sunday Morning..........
The lady diner.
Smile Please?
