1. My goal for 2017 was to lose 20 pounds ... only 25 to go.
2. Ate salad for dinner ... mostly croutons and tomatoes ... really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce ... and cheese. Okay, FINE, it was a pizza ... I ate a pizza!
3. How to prepare Tofu in two easy steps.. 1. Throw it in the bin... 2. BBQ some meat.
4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
5. I don't mean to brag but, I finished my 14-days of diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes.
6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it ... when I was young, I had to walk over 9 feet of shag carpet to change the TV channel.