TWO WOMEN TALKING:
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Woman 1: "Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!"
Woman 2: "Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she
gave me the mirror,you don't think it's too fluffy looking?"
Woman 1: "No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair
cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think."
Woman 2: "Are you serious? I think your face is
adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck."
Woman 1: "Oh - that's funny! I would love to have
your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine."
Woman 2: "Are you kidding? I know girls that would
love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are?
If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier . . . . . . ."
NOW TWO MEN TALKING
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Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah.