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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug; deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice breasts," says the man. "Where do you want me to put these blinds?"

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grandadbrian

Just logged on for first time today and there you are eightyplus yet another good un thanks.

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eightyplus

You're logging in and I'm off to bed, glad you had a little smile, have a pleasant

evening grandadbrian.

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Will do thanks eightyplus, sleep well.

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Plumbob

Well at least there was no dirty habits !!!!

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undine

sort of guessed it before the punch line but very good and still a laugh thank you x

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Colours23

Sick.

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spanial

thanks for the laugh eightyplus

Haven't been on for a few days! That's a funny one. I needed a good smile after a bad week. Still struggling since my mom passed on the 16th.

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Sorry for your loss DazyMae. It is hard to introduce humour amidst so much tragedy, but if it does raise even the weakest of smiles it is well worth it.

Love to you and all of yours.

Allan.

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