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Another Blonde joke.

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A young ventriloquist was touring Sweden and was

doing a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy

on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb

blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on

her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of

your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you

can stereotype Swedish blonde women that way? What

does the colour of a woman's hair have to do with

her worth as a human being? It's men like you who

keep women like me from being respected at work and

in the community and from reaching our full

potential as people. It's people like you that make

others think that all blondes are dumb! You and your

kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against

not only blondes, but women in

general...pathetically all in the name of humour!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize,

and the blonde yells:

"You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little

pip squeak on your lap."

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qbjb

Lol - like it!

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dall05

Its a laugh a minute on here tonight, nice one eighty plus. :)

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mustcarryon

Great

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Mocarey

fantastic! M x

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Softwabbit

Love it,what a cracker lol x

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emmo

Loved it!

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Plumbob

Oldies but goodies (are you Blondist !!!)

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eightyplus in reply toPlumbob

No Plumbob. Hairless! :-) :D -

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grandadbrian

Once again eightyplus you brighten our day, thanks.

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