Frozen Crabs & the Blond Stewardess
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of
frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them
for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's
refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally
responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he
was a lawyer, and threatened what would happen to her if she let them
thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York , she used the
intercom to announce to the entire cabin,
"Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans ,
please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up.....so she took them home and ate them.
There are two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.