Oh what a beautiful morning oh what a beautiful day.

[holly17]

I was going to write a song with those words , then I realized its already been done, question.. who sang the song and what was the name of the film and if you want a a full house what year was it made, you will be surprised how long ago it was.

I hope you are all having the same as we have down here the sky is blue and the rays are there shining on the lovely green fields, so lets get up and get out and exercise those lungs.

Right my friends I will not be with you on this crazy site tomorrow as I have an appointment at the Royal Devon and Exeter hospital in the morning so have an early start, its just a follow up so nothing exciting at all, but its a day out I suppose and dare say I will be dragged around the shops after, arn't I a lucky man.

Not having the roast today as the girls are all away at different places, so its a raid the freezer Sunday, I wonder whats hiding in there at the back, there might even be some faggots (no not that sort).

A plane was on its way to Detroit when a blonde in second class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section. The flight attendant watches and politely informs her she must return to her seat in the second class as she has not paid for that seat.

The blonde replied "I'm blonde , I'm beautiful and I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying her.

After several attempts by various members of cabin staff, one attendant go'es into the cockpit and asks for help as she will not return to her seat in second class. The co pilot goes out and asks her nicely to return to her seat, again she replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying her". The co pilot goes back and said to the pilot she will not return to her seat so maybe they should radio and inform the police for when they land. The pilot said " Did you say she is blonde? I will handle this as I am married to a blonde and can speak blonde".

He goes out and whispers in the blondes ear, and she said "Oh I'm sorry" and then moves quickly back to her seat in second class. The rest of the crew are amazed and asked him what he said that got her to move so quick back to her seat in economy class.

The pilot said "I just told her that first class isn't going to Detroit".

Have you ever wondered why people go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground.

Hope you all stay safe and trouble free without any bad feelings on this forum now. xxxFred

[redted]

Now there's a thought, when I was in Frankfurt visiting my Son we went up the tallest building in a lift that was so fast you didn't know you had moved,and once at the top everyone was looking down at the ground saying people look just like ants,so yes I get your point, me I looked at the horizon and the view over the city,amazing, Daren't look down Lol

[holly17 in reply to redted]

You are like me than you just got to keep looking up, I also hate heights that's why I served in submarines lol xx

[O2Trees]

Oklahoma? Howard Keel? No idea really, just what jumped into my mind

[holly17 in reply to O2Trees]

O2 you are the same as Lyn got the film right but not the singer, have a good day xxx

[O2Trees in reply to holly17]

Was it Howard Keel lip-synching to someone else?

[holly17 in reply to O2Trees]

I don't think he was even in the film Oklahoma xx but maybe I am completely wrong, I was once but I was only three and drunk at the time.

[Jolyn in reply to holly17]

Giggling....

[O2Trees in reply to holly17]

I don't know, raiding the drinks cupboard so early Fred

I know who it is as i googled it. Like Lyn, I won't wreck it by saying xxx

[Nikkers in reply to holly17]

It was Gordon MacRea Fred, just to stop you thinking about it. XX

[Jolyn in reply to O2Trees]

No, it wasn't O2...lol. I thought it was too. lol.

[Nikkers in reply to O2Trees]

Was Oklahoma, but not Howard Keel - it was Gordon MacRea. XX

[holly17 in reply to Nikkers]

Thanks Nikkers you win the prize, not that there is one , I knew the answer but thought it might get some chat going it was great to see some of the answers, they ranged from Howard Keel to Doris Day and Paint your Wagon. You were the only one correct without googling it. xxx

[Nikkers in reply to holly17]

I love my musicals Fred. They don't make 'em like that anymore! Lol. XX

[Jolyn]

Bahahahahhahahahahahaha...that blonde joke is cracking Fred....sooooo funny...made me laugh out loud. Right the song....was it Howard Keel...I can see him singing it but I'm not sure of the film...unless it was Oklahoma. I'm not sure though. As for the year it was made....not a clue.

Lovely blue skies here full of plane trails.

We'll miss you in the morning fred, I hope your appointment goes well. xxx

[holly17 in reply to Jolyn]

Morning Lyn hope you are well love, you are right with the film but not the singer and I expect you are to young to know the year. Pleased you also have the lovely weather, I will be very quiet in the morning so I don't wake you all xxxx

[Jolyn in reply to holly17]

Ok....who was the singer Fred?

I think you should do an evening joke if you're not here in the mornings...we can all laugh ourselves to sleep then. lol xxx

[holly17 in reply to Jolyn]

Lets wait and see if anyone gets it first, don't be so impatient lol, as for a evening one, will see what I can do xxx

[Jolyn in reply to holly17]

I just googled it...ha ha but I won't spill the beans. My fave singer in that film was Robert Rounseville, what an awesome tenor voice. xxx

[holly17 in reply to Jolyn]

I just knew you would do that Lyn you little devil, but I must agree with your choice of tenor he had a really lovely voice, did you realize it was that long ago ? xxx

[Jolyn in reply to holly17]

Cripes no, I didn't and the stage version even earlier. Smashing film though Fred. xxx

[Jolyn in reply to holly17]

Just told Mum your joke. lol xxx

[Bliss2]

Hi holly17 hope it all goes well at the Royal Devon hospital also have a good day in shopping I love going to Exeter shopping not done it for a while it's only twenty min down the motor way for me, lovely sunny day but very cold take care xxx

[holly17 in reply to Bliss2]

Thanks bliss I will try to enjoy the shopping with a smile on my face. xxx

[sassy59]

Good luck at the hospital tomorrow Fred. Thinking of you. xxxx

[holly17 in reply to sassy59]

Thanks for that its only a follow up from a previous op I had not the cancer, I have this check every 12 months xxx

[rubyred777]

Morning Fred

Looks like we're going to have a beautiful day here in Jersey. Would you believe it? Had to happen eventually! Good luck at the hosp. Bet your wife will enjoy shopping a whole lot more than you! You and Lyn make a good comedy team! Off to sleep for me. Loved the blonde joke today. It was one of the better ones. HA their all good Freddy.

Love Rubyxxx 😀

[holly17 in reply to rubyred777]

Thanks Ruby have a good kip and dream of sweet things, I had a laugh as I have not been called Freddy since I was at infant school and that was a couple of weeks ago now. xxxFred

[scorpiolass]

Hi Fred, hope all goes well to tomorrow. I think it was Doris Day, in the 1950,s? Love margaret x

[holly17 in reply to scorpiolass]

As much as I loved Doris Day she is not the one in this film but he did sing it in the 50's xxx

[Softwabbit]

Honestly I did laugh out loud as the teens say

Nowadays " A SICK joke" lol have a good day tomorrow xx

[holly17]

Morning our blonde Softwabbit pleased you had a good laugh, to go with that smile xx

[katieoxo60]

Well Fred I thought it might be David Whitfield, but on second thoughts think that might have been at my local theatre before he became world famous, as he was born in this country. Have a good Sunday x Kate

[holly17]

You are right Kate its not David Whitfield but he was good as he was also ex Royal Navy I believe. Enjoy today and the sun xxx

[knitter]

Just watched it on You tube.....beautiful......but the horse didn't look too pleased , it's ears were back.

[holly17 in reply to knitter]

That's funny knitters re the horse xx

[peterjones]

hi mate it paint your wagon and howard keel was the singer peter jones queensland Australia psp sufferer I shall have to have a look at what the others have put down in a minute

[holly17 in reply to peterjones]

Sorry Peter not the one we are all thinking of and I believe you will find he was not even in Paint your Wagon, have a look up pal. Stay happy

[peterjones in reply to holly17]

hi holly wrong again matey never mind I was never any good at ghost stories mate peter jones queensland Australia psp sufferer

[hufferpuffer]

Afternoon Fred! Loved the blonde joke! heheh!😂 I love that film, its class! I won't give it away😊😜 Good luck tomorrow after your check up , hope you don't get dragged too far! 😀 hugs huff xxx

[butter-fly]

Oh, that is a good one!

Beautiful here too. Pollution is all gone so I can get outside. Hurray! Hope you enjoy the rest of your day and good luck for tomorrow Fred. xx

[Hidden]

Love the jokes Fred, take care tomorrow will be thinking of you. Xx

[holly17 in reply to Hidden]

Thanks Sheila its just a check up its a yearly job lot. Keep smiling xxx

[bulpit]

Morning Fred, very good, one of your best. Fancy you mentioning faggots, I used to make them years ago, Unfortunately you can no longer buy the correct ingredients. You must have missed your girls yesterday, Hope Monday goes well, Best wishes, Bulpit