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One for the weekend.

Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief said he would show them a mug shot of someone for thirty seconds, then ask each one for a description. After showing the photo to the first blonde, he covered it, then asked her how she would recognize the suspect.

"Easy," she replied. "He only has one eye."

The chief was stunned. "He only has one eye because it is a profile shot! Think about it!" He repeated the procedure for the second blonde and again asked how she would recognize him.

"He only has one ear," was her answer.

"What is the matter with you people?!? It is a profile shot! You are seeing him from the side!" He repeated the procedure for the third blonde, then said, "How would you recognize the suspect? Now think before you give me a stupid answer."

After viewing the photo, she thought for a minute, then said, "He's wearing contact lenses."

This took the chief by surprise. He looked real hard at the picture and couldn't tell if the suspect had contacts or not, so he went into the database and looked at the report. Sure enough, when the mug shot was taken, he was wearing contact lenses! He went back to her and asked, "How could you tell he was wearing contact lenses? Nobody else here in this precinct saw that!"

"Well," she said, "he can't wear regular glasses with only one eye and one ear, now, can he?"

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lynntim

Made me smile......silly joke. Lol. x

Smiling Ha Ha! xx

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CornishBrian

Careful, thats you on the naughty step when the moderator wakes up.

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eightyplus

LOL CornishBrian, You have me worried now, though nothing surprises me these days.

We have been forced to become so politically correct!

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libbysue

your blonde joke has cheered me up no end thankyou ha ha

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undine

very good and even though a blonde do not mind the blonde joke - but can we change it to blonde men sometimes - thanks x

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eightyplus

undine that would be a pleasure and if I could I most certainly would.

As for my own feelings regarding blondes, let's just say That I still get feelings of tenderness when I think of Marilyn Monroe. Now at my age, that really is blonde power.

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huggs

Ha ha . That's a good one. Its easy to imagine the frustration of the police officer! Keep them coming! xx

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