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Blonde....again.

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John gets a call from his very blonde girlfriend Buffy.

"I've got a problem," says Buffy.

"What's the matter?" asks John.

"Well, I bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."

"What's the picture of?" asks John.

"It's of a big rooster," replies Buffy.

"All right," says John. "I'll come over and have a look."

So he goes over to Buffy's house and she greets him by saying, "Thanks for coming over." Buffy leads John into her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw puzzle on the kitchen table. John looks at the puzzle and then turns to her and says, "For heaven's sake, Buffy, put the cornflakes back in the box."

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Mavary profile image
Mavary

Where do you get them from. Ha! Ha!

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happyfeet59

As a blonde haired woman ( 63yrs old, no grey and all my own colouring ) I have always found 'dumb blonde' jokes a little wearing and offensive. With my degree and long working life I am most certainly not 'dumb'. Most of these jokes are good jokes in their own right so why the need to emphasise the 'blonde'? I think its time to kick this particular 'joke' subject into the long grass and leave it there.

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helingmic

Wow! I've eaten the puzzle again!

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CornishBrian in reply to helingmic

Be careful not to choke on the corner pieces.

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silversurfer

Aw come on thats unfair they can't be that dumb LOL :)

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