in a trial , a southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand, he approached her and asked,"mrs jones do you know me?" she responded, "why yes i do know you mr williams, ive known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you have been a big disappointment to me, you lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk behind their backs, you think your a big shot when you havent the brains to realize you,ll never amount to anything more than a two bit paper pusher,,,, yes i know you."
the lawyer was stunned, not knowing what else to do, he pointed
across the room and asked, "mrs jones, do you know the defense
attorney?"
she again replied " why yes i do, ive known mr bradley since he was a youngster,too, he,s lazy, bigoted and has a drink problem, he cant have a normal relationship with anyone, his law practices are one of the worst in the entire state, not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different woman, one of them was your wife, ,,,yes i know him"
the defense attorney nearly died!!!
the judge asked both attorney,s to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice said,,,
"if either of you idiots asks her, if she knows me, i,ll send you both to the electric chair"
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again glad you had a laugh,, yes, this was my garden last year,,done with a trowel,, on my hands and knees lol [not the hanging baskets had to stand for these ,, only joking,but true :).. thanks mocary,, regards jimmy xx
hi wendel, my friend, yes my garden,, a taste of summer:), glad you liked the joke, it took me about an hour to print it with one finger ha ha:).... have a good weekend,, jimmy xxx
thanks tamara,, should see it now ,,,a mess, however i,ll give it another bash this year,i,ll do it bit by bit,, ,,,as far as taking over yours ha ha,,well maybe after ive done mine lol thanks tamara,, regards jimmy
hi scrobs, hope your keeping ok,, yes thats my old mates stan and ollie, the never argue, never a wrong word they just stand there smiling :),,,, [they could be doing with a make over now, been there a few years :)] best regards,,jimmmy xx
LOL - I reckon we could all do with a make over Jimmy - I studiously ignore any mirrors in the house at the moment, my recent virus has taken it's toll hahahaha - oh well can't be helped! Starting to mend now thankfully xx
hi scrob,, thank goodness your on the mend now, yes, it takes its toll,,,,,,i dont even look at mirrors just in case they break lol:),, as long as your feeling a wee bitty better , thats the main thing, lets hope you carry on mending:),, best regards jimmy xx
thanks casper,aye its good to have a chuckle i thought i would bring a bit summer in, with the photo, brighten ourselves up, dont know about green fingers,,,,mostly sore fingers at the moment :),,, jimmy xx
Garden fantastic. Looks like a perfect pottering haven. Am trying to nurse ours back to some kind of health and wellbeing .Most of the plants and shrubs haven't taken kindly to a winter of lashings of seawater and 80 m.p.h winds. I think they have been wimps. !!
This one finger typing is quite a skill . Managed this in 20 minutes !
hi coastal, i take it you stay on the coast, yes it would take a battering ok, mines is in in a real mess now, although i am a lot worse healthwise, i will try my best to get it in to some sort of shape,[think its me thats the wimp lol:),, , your like me,, "one finger jimmy :)",, takes me ages,, but get there in the end,,,,,,i might have just beaten your record of 20 mins ,,,,,,i took about 19 mins lol.... all the very best now,,,jimmy
hiya jane, glad this brought a wee smile for you, and hope your feeling more yourself now,,, "just what the doctor ordered :)",, all the very best now, you seem more yourself now, im really glad to hear that,,,and thanks jane,:),,, jimmy xx
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:)",, all the very best now, you seem more yourself now, im really glad to hear that,,,and thanks jane,:),,, jimmy xx
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