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........................................MARRIAGE

How do men define, marriage ?

A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends.

You order what you want, then you see what the other fellow has, you wished you had ordered that.

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, ''Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?''

The other replied ,''Yes I am , I married the wrong man.''

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

A little boy asked his father, ''Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?''

the father replied. ''I don't know son, I'm still paying.''

Young Son: Is it true, Dad. I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?

Dad: That happens in every country son.

The there was a man who said, ''I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, then it was too late.''

After a quarrel ,a wife said to her husband, ''You know. I was a fool when I married you.''

The husband replied ,''Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.''

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ''Wife wanted''. Next day he received a hundred emails.

They all said the same thing: ''You can have mine.''

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

Men marry because the are tired. Woman marry because they are curious.

Both are disappointed.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.

A man cherishes the memory of the woman who he didn't marry.

THERE ARE TWO TIMES WHEN A MAN DOESN'T UNDERSTAND A WOMAN---

BEFORE MARRIAGE AND AFTER MARRIAGE !

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KOTC(now in hiding until the flack dies down. I knew you boys would show the girls. Rotters )

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cofdrop-UK

I just had to peek King and I am surprised at you ;-)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tocofdrop-UK

I thought the flack would start flying cofdrop

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peege

ooooo you are AWFUL kotc.......................... my lodger has been arguing with his wife for the last 50 minutes on the phone or Skype, no sign of them stopping yet. I keep turning up the radio but it looks as though Fred's going to get another long walk in a minute. I wouldn't mind but she doesn't seem to be getting a word in edgeways.

It's all in French too so I cant even understand half of it grrrr perhaps I'll email her your jokes :D

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KingoftheCocktails in reply topeege

That's a good idea.You will have to translate them first

Men are SO hard done by!! Tears!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

We suffer in silence anniseed

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longlungs

Well,well, well KOTC i'm saying nothing .:) Janexx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tolonglungs

That's something new in itself Jane

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silversurfer

Well well I am surprised at you and there was I thinking what a lovely happily married man you were... :)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tosilversurfer

Every picture tells a story!!!! silversurfer.I will leave you guessing

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