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Retired gentlemen went to apply for social security. After waiting in line for quite a long time, he arrives at the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his identification to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he has left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he seemed to have left his wallet at home, "will I have to go home and come back now?” he ask.

The woman says, "unbutton your shirt." he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, "that silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me” as she processes his social security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about this experience at social security office. She says, "you should have dropped your pants, you might have qualified for disability, too."

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Ooh,I'm still chuckling,brilliant! xxxx

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peege

Haha, that really made me chuckle 80plus. Especially on a dreary morning here. X

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123jim

made a miserable day so much better

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:P

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undine

lol very good thank you xx

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needtobreathe

Soo funny, can't stop laughing. xx

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eastridingbigden

love it eighty plus keep them comimg

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helingmic

I'm disabled with laughter, :) !

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pompeylady

sooo funny

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fluffybum

that has cheered me up thankyou as i was feeling sorry for myself today xxx

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junio

haha, made me and my hubby chuckle :)

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