One day Mr Tipton rushed his pregnant wife over to the hospital.
As the doctors were prepping his wife, Mrs Tipton's brother in law, Wayne, arrived to be there to congratulate his sister. The birth went ahead fine with Mrs Tipton giving birth to two healthy twins. However when Mr Tipton saw the afterbirth, he fainted and cracked open his his head.
Later Mr Tipton woke up in bed with the doctor standing above him .
Mr Tipton the doctor said, "we've performed surgery and you are going to be fine".
"But what about my wife--and the babies " he said, suddenly remembering.
"Don't worry, your wife is fine and so are the twins" . replied the surgeon "you have a handsome boy and a beautiful baby girl. and their already named because when you were unconscious, and your wife was still under the anesthesia, she requested that her brother Wayne name the kids".
"NO!",, NOT her brother! , Hes a complete idiot? I cant believe she let him!," Oh my god what did he name them?"
"He named your daughter Denise," relayed the surgeon.
"Hey, not bad!, perhaps i underestimated my brother in law. What did he name my son.?"
The surgeon said,,,"He named your son Denephew,"
lots of love jimmy xxx