who is jack schitt?

[jimmyw123]

We find ourselves a loss when someone says "you dont know jack schitt", well, thanks to my new genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way

Jack schitt is the only son of Awe .Schitt. Awe Schitt, the ferilizer magnate, who married O.Schitt, the owner of Needeep.N. Schitt,inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.The deeply religious couple produced six children; Holy schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip schitt.

Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because their kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the news paper announced the ,,,Schitt-Happens,,, nuptials, The Schitt-happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and horse.!!

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned home from italy with his new Italian wife Pissa Schitt.

Now when someone says "you dont know Jack Schitt; you can connect them.....

Sincerely

Crock,o. Schitt,,,,

ha ha ha, not a swearing word in it, its only a joke [a clean one]

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A must be privliged a know all them a da german.

Thats good one :))

Inspirational

youtube.com/watch?v=XuRwis3...(Not working as expected?)

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lollollollol that's some wonderful Schitt

[Toci]

[dall05]

Jimmy, your so full of fertilizer Ha Ha. That's why your garden is so amazing!!!!

Tony

[grandadbrian]

Thats a cracker Jim lad. thanks.

[cofdrop-UK]

What are you like our Jim! xxx

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thanks for the laugh ended my day just right

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Never knew so many people full of schitt, brill love it. Xx

[Riverbank]

Great reading, lol.

[DozyDormouse]

thanks

Dozy x x x

[lily26]

What a load of bull schists

[mustcarryon]

As always brilliant. How long did it take you to come up with that one?

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[undine]

loved it very clever thank you really need some humour now xxx

[pollyjj]

That was brilliant Jimmy got me laughing this morning and as you know laughter is the best form of medicine. Keep them coming.

polly xx

[Mavary]

Hi Jimmy. That was very funny. I see you are still up to your jokes. how are you? Keeping well I hope. X

[Claudine]

This is brilliant - and so clever! Thanks for making our day!

[jimmyw123]

thanks all,, a wee laugh never did anyone any harm

someone asked who " Jack schitt" was ? ,,,, he was actually the brother of a very rich oil tycoon, from the far east, and his name was,,,,,,,,

,,,,,,Mustapha Schitt :):),,,,jimmy lol xxxx

[qbjb]

Lmao

I came across one of the lesser known cousins, Mustafa, and his sister, Avanice!

[jimmyw123 in reply to qbjb]

:) or the other cousin, Cathy- Anne, Norma,Tranter,Schitt

or for short C.A.N.T. Schitt,,,,, oh getting worse ha ha ,, jimmy

[qbjb in reply to jimmyw123]

You forgot Willy - but there are serious doubts about him lol

[jimmyw123 in reply to qbjb]

no, your definetely right,qb,,,, Wiilly schitt def same family ha ha,, and off course his twin sister Tillie , ;d ;d

its amazing the amount of Schitts about .....ha ha,, what are we like,,,,jimmy

[qbjb in reply to jimmyw123]

As bad as each other, jimmy!! - good innit - otherwise we'd be bored Schittless!

[jimmyw123 in reply to qbjb]

ha ha ha well aid qb,,, at least we can laughD)

weve fairly "stirred up" the family of "schitts"D)

[qbjb in reply to jimmyw123]

Hehe - better stirred than shaken lol

[Puffthemagicdragon]

No Schitt ?

[jimmyw123 in reply to Puffthemagicdragon]

ha ha ha,,:),,[cant get smilies]

edit,,, found smilies [phew, just about put smelies

[Puffthemagicdragon]

Leave a gap before putting smiley code. Not but

[jimmyw123 in reply to Puffthemagicdragon]

thanks puff,, try it now,, D: ,,,,,,jimmy D: got it lol xx

[snappy1]

nice to start with a laugh before work

[jimmyw123 in reply to snappy1]

great what this geneology can do

[Kephre]

Excellent piece of research.....

[jimmyw123 in reply to Kephre]

thanks kephre,, .. jimmy