One Sunday morning a mother went in to wake her son to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not going."
"Why not", she asked?
"I'll give you two good reasons," he said.
(1) "They don't like me, and (2), "I don't like them."
His mother replied," I'll give YOU two good reasons why YOU should go to church.
(1) You are 59 years old, and (2) You are the Pastor!!!