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One Sunday Morning..........

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One Sunday morning a mother went in to wake her son to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not going."

"Why not", she asked?

"I'll give you two good reasons," he said.

(1) "They don't like me, and (2), "I don't like them."

His mother replied," I'll give YOU two good reasons why YOU should go to church.

(1) You are 59 years old, and (2) You are the Pastor!!!

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mustcarryon

That's a good one, and who knows in some cases not far from the truth.

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Jolyn

Lol

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Suzy6

Good one huggs.

Bad career choice for that pastor :)

Time to look for another job? good one huggs! xxx

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jeanielee

Hallelujah

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undine

lol very good thank you xx

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Lyn45

Good one hugs. Sorry I'm a bit late a lot has happened this week

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huggs in reply toLyn45

its ok Lyn45. I hope you are ok and have a Happy Easter. hugs xx

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huggs

HI Everyone, I hope you are all keeping as well as you can be and enjoying this glorious weather. Have a very Happy Easter and enjoy your Easter Eggs. Don't eat them all at once!! hugs xx

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jimmyw123 in reply tohuggs

good joke hugs and lovely post..keep smiling:) jimmy

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Mavary

Love it. X

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eastridingbigden

i love it will have to tell my clients that one

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huggs in reply toeastridingbigden

Hope they enjoy it as much as we all do! hugs xx

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